We got pestilence, locusts, volcanoes, radioactive forest fires, why not UFOs?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

https://www.nextgov.com/ideas/2020/05/us-military-has-officially-published-three-ufo-videos-why-doesnt-anybody-seem-care/165255/

[Tanuki]

1. You forgot murder hornets!

[Marrah_Goodman]

2. You beat me to it!!!!!

[MontanaMama]

8. And sodomy geese!

[Hermit-The-Prog]

3. It might bring another ...

[RKP5637]

4. Most intelligent UFOs stay away from earth. ... like who would want to

land here for a burger and a shake!

[Moostache]

7. We are known as the 'shit-hole' planet... (n/t)

[Baclava]

5. Where do U think its all coming from? THEY control everything, we are the lab rats in their zoo lab

The Bilderberg meetings with the aliens after the Roswell crash set the guidelines for our cooperation with them.

[RKP5637]

6. Yep, and a failed extraterrestrial experiment! n/t