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Mon May 11, 2020, 07:22 PM

Bored in the USA


Sorry Bruce, but I am really bored, so I borrowed your song and modified it a bit.



Iím a Trump voter in a shutdown town
Donít give me a mask, Iíll throw it on the ground
I wonít cover up my freedumb face
Rather spread that COVID all over the place, Iím

Bored in the USA
Bored in the USA
Bored in the USA
Went downtown, want to go to the mall,
All the stores closed I canít shop at all,
I want my right to be a big Trump fool
Canít teach me nothing in your liberal school

I was bored in the USA
Bored in the USA
Bored in the USA

Coming back home, on my radio,
Donnie says march, so I got to go
Liberate my state, Donnie says to me
Wear my Nazi gear, Iíll get on TV

I canít go to the restaurant,
canít do all the stuff that I really want
canít throw my Frisbee at the beach today
nowhere to go so at home I stay
I canít go to my favorite bar,
just so damn tired of washing my car
I really need to get a new tattoo
but the shopís not open so Iím feeling blue.

Bored in the USA
Bored in the USA
Iím so bored in the USA
Bored in the USA


I hope you read this and smile.

Guill

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Response to guillaumeb (Original post)

Mon May 11, 2020, 07:24 PM

1. Ok, that got a chuckle...

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Response to Wounded Bear (Reply #1)

Mon May 11, 2020, 07:25 PM

2. My wife and I were walking yesterday, and the title came into my head.

The rest was fairly easy.

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Response to guillaumeb (Original post)

Mon May 11, 2020, 07:27 PM

3. Love it!!🙌

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