Looks like the White House Covid-19 tests are useless.

[Kingofalldems]

Link to tweet

[orwell]

1. Useless...

...just like the current Administration.

Why don't they put the My Pillow guy on the job...

[Roy Rolling]

10. Sure...

But you can get a faulty result every 15 minutes. Winning! It used to take hours for such incompetency. The Trump administration can fu*k up faster than any President in history.

[leftieNanner]

2. Maybe that's why Don Junior

Looked so bad on Fox yesterday. Sweaty and glassy eyed.

I have wanted this dangerous cabal of idiots to suffer consequences for their behavior since day one.

Didn't figure it would be disease.

[BComplex]

5. Sweaty and glassy eyed? He's on drugs like his daddy,

is my guess. These reptilians are too mean to die from covid-19.

[liberalmuse]

20. Doesn't he always look sweaty and glassy-eyed?

I think he may be a cokehead.

[Iliyah]

3. couldn't happen to a more useless group . ..

[CrispyQ]

4. This is the same model the orange idiot set upside down during a press conference. -nt

[erronis]

13. This really looks like a SNL parody of the stable stoopid

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-05-13/abbott-fast-test-missed-many-covid-cases-unreviewed-study-says

[Celerity]

29. 313 pounds of shit in a 243 pound bag

[intheflow]

33. Wow, it's uncanny how much of a charicture this is!

This could actually be Alec Baldwin. Are we sure it isn't an SNL skit?

[PatSeg]

16. That's what I was thinking as well

How ironic!

[sop]

6. Why should this be any different from all the other Trump screw ups?

[Crunchy Frog]

31. We could get lucky from this one.

[bluedigger]

7. Unless you are an investor in Abbott Labs.

I bet they're making coin right now.

[spudspud]

8. As many as half?? I bet if they looked at the code for the machine...

it's just an RNG on whether to say positive or negative. LOL.

[not fooled]

9. Did jared pick the machine

with the help of his clueless hedge fun (typo and it stays) buddies?

[DENVERPOPS]

14. The manufacturer cloned it from

one of those magic black "8" fortune balls we played with when we were kids and we use to ask a question and then turn upside down for the answer.....

We should find out which RepubliCON senators invested heavily in this Company before Trump and Jared recommended it.......

[central scrutinizer]

17. Get tested here and now - immediate answer

http://www.ask8ball.net/

[librechik]

11. So President Injection may soon be President Infection

if science prevails

[paleotn]

23. Karma-19 strikes again.

[Celerity]

28. I am sure Rump has done an injection that caused an infection via one of his slappers over the

past 5 plus decades.

[thesquanderer]

12. Also misses at least a third of what a rival test finds - which means even that rival test...

...is probably missing a whole lot (the difference between about a third+ and the 48%).

[11 Bravo]

15. Much like the White House occupants themselves.

[ananda]

18. I bet that's why Katie Miller was neg and then suddenly positive.

nt

[Frustratedlady]

19. But, if you don't have symptoms, which do you believe?

If they are 50% off, why get the test? Talk about Russian Roulette. In the meantime, someone who tested clean would be exposing to others.

Great job, Donnie! He brags and brags about that machine.

[AlexSFCA]

21. rushed to the market

unfortunate for Abbott, otherwise a reputable company.

[paleotn]

22. False negatives give a false sense of security

That's worse than not testing at all.

[Blue_true]

36. Those idiots could just all wear masks, a saner route. nt

[greenjar_01]

24. Oh well

[blogslut]

25. Golly, I hope this doesn't mean people in the Executive branch have Covid and don't know it.

Gosh, that would be terrible.

[CentralMass]

26. Wow.

[Cha]

27. WH tests in

ineffective. shocking.

[ktower]

30. 2 ventilators away

Nancy is ready and only 2 ventilators away from saving us.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

32. The Goon squad would be better off with a Magic 8 Ball.

Of course, the rest of us stand a better chance if the covidiots in the WH continue thinking bad testing makes them invulnerable.

[mercuryblues]

34. trump just found out he is just like the rest of us

trying to survive his decisions on testing.



I'd say the test isn't entirely useless, if it locks Miller out of the White House for 2 weeks. Quarantine time!

[autorank]

35. Every time I think they've hit bottom

...they go even lower.

[Maru Kitteh]

37. THAT'S TOO BAD. NO. REALLY. I MEAN IT!