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Looks like the White House Covid-19 tests are useless. (Original Post) Kingofalldems May 2020 OP
Useless... orwell May 2020 #1
Sure... Roy Rolling May 2020 #10
Maybe that's why Don Junior leftieNanner May 2020 #2
Sweaty and glassy eyed? He's on drugs like his daddy, BComplex May 2020 #5
Doesn't he always look sweaty and glassy-eyed? liberalmuse May 2020 #20
couldn't happen to a more useless group . .. Iliyah May 2020 #3
This is the same model the orange idiot set upside down during a press conference. -nt CrispyQ May 2020 #4
This really looks like a SNL parody of the stable stoopid erronis May 2020 #13
313 pounds of shit in a 243 pound bag Celerity May 2020 #29
Wow, it's uncanny how much of a charicture this is! intheflow May 2020 #33
That's what I was thinking as well PatSeg May 2020 #16
Why should this be any different from all the other Trump screw ups? sop May 2020 #6
We could get lucky from this one. Crunchy Frog May 2020 #31
Unless you are an investor in Abbott Labs. bluedigger May 2020 #7
As many as half?? I bet if they looked at the code for the machine... spudspud May 2020 #8
Did jared pick the machine not fooled May 2020 #9
The manufacturer cloned it from DENVERPOPS May 2020 #14
Get tested here and now - immediate answer central scrutinizer May 2020 #17
So President Injection may soon be President Infection librechik May 2020 #11
Karma-19 strikes again. paleotn May 2020 #23
I am sure Rump has done an injection that caused an infection via one of his slappers over the Celerity May 2020 #28
Also misses at least a third of what a rival test finds - which means even that rival test... thesquanderer May 2020 #12
Much like the White House occupants themselves. 11 Bravo May 2020 #15
I bet that's why Katie Miller was neg and then suddenly positive. ananda May 2020 #18
But, if you don't have symptoms, which do you believe? Frustratedlady May 2020 #19
rushed to the market AlexSFCA May 2020 #21
False negatives give a false sense of security paleotn May 2020 #22
Those idiots could just all wear masks, a saner route. nt Blue_true May 2020 #36
Oh well greenjar_01 May 2020 #24
Golly, I hope this doesn't mean people in the Executive branch have Covid and don't know it. blogslut May 2020 #25
Wow. CentralMass May 2020 #26
WH tests in Cha May 2020 #27
2 ventilators away ktower May 2020 #30
The Goon squad would be better off with a Magic 8 Ball. Hermit-The-Prog May 2020 #32
trump just found out he is just like the rest of us mercuryblues May 2020 #34
Every time I think they've hit bottom autorank May 2020 #35
THAT'S TOO BAD. NO. REALLY. I MEAN IT! Maru Kitteh May 2020 #37

Roy Rolling

(6,853 posts)
10. Sure...
Wed May 13, 2020, 04:08 PM
May 2020

But you can get a faulty result every 15 minutes. Winning! It used to take hours for such incompetency. The Trump administration can fu*k up faster than any President in history.

leftieNanner

(14,998 posts)
2. Maybe that's why Don Junior
Wed May 13, 2020, 02:50 PM
May 2020

Looked so bad on Fox yesterday. Sweaty and glassy eyed.

I have wanted this dangerous cabal of idiots to suffer consequences for their behavior since day one.

Didn't figure it would be disease.

BComplex

(7,984 posts)
5. Sweaty and glassy eyed? He's on drugs like his daddy,
Wed May 13, 2020, 02:53 PM
May 2020

is my guess. These reptilians are too mean to die from covid-19.

intheflow

(28,407 posts)
33. Wow, it's uncanny how much of a charicture this is!
Wed May 13, 2020, 07:36 PM
May 2020


This could actually be Alec Baldwin. Are we sure it isn't an SNL skit?

spudspud

(508 posts)
8. As many as half?? I bet if they looked at the code for the machine...
Wed May 13, 2020, 03:59 PM
May 2020

it's just an RNG on whether to say positive or negative. LOL.

DENVERPOPS

(8,679 posts)
14. The manufacturer cloned it from
Wed May 13, 2020, 04:20 PM
May 2020

one of those magic black "8" fortune balls we played with when we were kids and we use to ask a question and then turn upside down for the answer.....

We should find out which RepubliCON senators invested heavily in this Company before Trump and Jared recommended it.......

Celerity

(42,666 posts)
28. I am sure Rump has done an injection that caused an infection via one of his slappers over the
Wed May 13, 2020, 05:57 PM
May 2020

past 5 plus decades.

thesquanderer

(11,955 posts)
12. Also misses at least a third of what a rival test finds - which means even that rival test...
Wed May 13, 2020, 04:16 PM
May 2020

...is probably missing a whole lot (the difference between about a third+ and the 48%).

Frustratedlady

(16,254 posts)
19. But, if you don't have symptoms, which do you believe?
Wed May 13, 2020, 05:16 PM
May 2020

If they are 50% off, why get the test? Talk about Russian Roulette. In the meantime, someone who tested clean would be exposing to others.

Great job, Donnie! He brags and brags about that machine.

blogslut

(37,955 posts)
25. Golly, I hope this doesn't mean people in the Executive branch have Covid and don't know it.
Wed May 13, 2020, 05:25 PM
May 2020

Gosh, that would be terrible.

Hermit-The-Prog

(33,041 posts)
32. The Goon squad would be better off with a Magic 8 Ball.
Wed May 13, 2020, 07:36 PM
May 2020

Of course, the rest of us stand a better chance if the covidiots in the WH continue thinking bad testing makes them invulnerable.

mercuryblues

(14,491 posts)
34. trump just found out he is just like the rest of us
Wed May 13, 2020, 09:07 PM
May 2020

trying to survive his decisions on testing.



I'd say the test isn't entirely useless, if it locks Miller out of the White House for 2 weeks. Quarantine time!

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