Do you ever get a feeling you are on a highway with no exits?

[kentuck]

[Zoonart]

1. I'll see your Highway to Hell and raise you...

Road to Nowhere.

[kentuck]

2. +100

[dawg]

3. Actually, I appear to be trapped in ....

some sort of handbasket.

It is getting hot in here, or is it just me?

[Hugin]

5. Be sure to keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times. n/t

[dawg]

6. ... and please ....

no flash photography!

[Hugin]

7. +1

[Hugin]

4. ... in the rear-facing jumpseat in the far back of a 1971 Buick stationwagon.

... going 80mph on a 1-1/2 lane section-line road.
... strapped in a un-certified child seat.
... next to an older sibling who's playing, "Why are you hitting yourself?"
... with a syphilitic madman at the wheel.
... towing a broken down airstream trailer with a flat tire.

Yeah, now that you mention it. I do.

[kentuck]

8. The sick psychopath has locked all the doors.

Maybe we will have a wreck and be rescued?

[Hugin]

9. Ever the optimist.

We shall see.

[kentuck]

10. Yep...

We will all survive the wreck, except the driver.

[Hugin]

11. Well, one thing is a given...

The driver will be the first person at the scene of the accident.

Whether he likes it or not.

There is that.

[kentuck]

12. His last words...

"It was...Obama's fault..."