A tornado is headed direct for the White House. Will Trump stay outside to take a good look at it?

[Stuart G]

...I guess so, tornados kill far less than 80,000 people a year..
...Why shouldn't he?..Outside is a much better place to look at it.

...That is his thinking, and it isn't disguised because... that is what this no mask behavior is.

...Also some other idiots might stay outside and look because if Trump does it, it must be OK..

[Srkdqltr]

1. Hopefully.

[PupCamo]

7. word

[Wounded Bear]

14. GMTA...

[Ohiogal]

2. We can only hope...

[sop]

3. The only disaster Trump hasn't yet caused: the actual destruction of the White House.

[kurtcagle]

4. I expect he'll do that on the way out

nt

[DURHAM D]

5. Hopefully he will get up on the roof to get a better view. nt

[kcr]

6. Well, he's already stared at an eclipse

So, I'd say yes, he would definitely gawp at a tornado heading toward him.

[nykym]

8. MAYBE HE WILL

NUKE IT!

[Leith]

9. He should go out and command it to leave

Then he should go to the ocean front and order the tide to stop.

[onecaliberal]

10. He alone can stop it.

[safeinOhio]

11. What about his

hair dew?

[lunatica]

16. It won't budge

Jesus! You ought to know that by now!

[Blue Owl]

12. Remember where trump thought sharknadoes were a real thing?

He’d probably be too scared of the imaginary sharks to get that close to it...

[Chainfire]

13. Trump would

order the cleaning crew out to check it out while he hid in the basement.

[Shermann]

15. He already survived Stormy nt