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11 Bravo

(24,333 posts)
Fri May 15, 2020, 04:05 PM May 2020

I guess Rory Mcilroy won't be teeing it up with Lard Butt anytime soon.

I was disappointed in him at the time, but it certainly ain't likely to happen again.

(And yeah, I know that shitting on golf is a very DU thing to do, but I promise you, this will matter to Trump. And anything that pushes that worthless piece of garbage closer to the edge is fine by me.)

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rory-mcilroy-donald-trump_n_5ebe5f6ec5b6d42e882d0ded

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I guess Rory Mcilroy won't be teeing it up with Lard Butt anytime soon. (Original Post) 11 Bravo May 2020 OP
Preach it, Rory!! oswaldactedalone May 2020 #1
Trump needs a mansierre misanthrope May 2020 #2
Loved that episode. oasis May 2020 #8
Was Trump giving him lessons? Chainfire May 2020 #3
You forgot the sarcasm smilie. 11 Bravo May 2020 #9
I get a in a lot of trouble around here about not using smilies.... Chainfire May 2020 #10
Perhaps when you've been here longer than three months ... 11 Bravo May 2020 #11
Perhaps I should change my name to SarcasticSOB Chainfire May 2020 #12
"Lard Butt" yortsed snacilbuper May 2020 #4
Hey President Obama plays golf! Cha May 2020 #5
He's a big Obama fan. Kingofalldems May 2020 #6
He's playing in a skins match this week. Kingofalldems May 2020 #7

misanthrope

(9,627 posts)
2. Trump needs a mansierre
Fri May 15, 2020, 04:26 PM
May 2020

His tig ol' bitties have to be bothering him. Chafing, sweat. Just get you some support, the Bro®.

 

Chainfire

(17,757 posts)
3. Was Trump giving him lessons?
Fri May 15, 2020, 05:41 PM
May 2020

People just don't know how Trump is so good at golf, many have said that Trump should have been a professional golfer.......

11 Bravo

(24,333 posts)
9. You forgot the sarcasm smilie.
Sat May 16, 2020, 03:14 PM
May 2020

Lard Butt cheats at golf just like he cheats at life itself.

Rick O'Reilly, a former Sports Illustrated writer, plays to about a 10 handicap. He has played with Trump on multiple occasions, and besides revealing what a cheater Trump is, O'Reilly has offered to play him heads-up for an amount of Trumps's choosing. That means that O'Reilly, who could be expected to shoot approximately 40 over par for a PGA tournament, knows without a doubt that he would kick Donnie's flabby butt.

Professional golfer my ass.

 

Chainfire

(17,757 posts)
10. I get a in a lot of trouble around here about not using smilies....
Sat May 16, 2020, 03:58 PM
May 2020

I just have to accept that if I need a cute cartoon symbol at the end of the sentence, then I have failed to communicate effectively.

11 Bravo

(24,333 posts)
11. Perhaps when you've been here longer than three months ...
Sat May 16, 2020, 04:10 PM
May 2020

and people have had time to get a read on you, it won't be necessary.

But yeah, with no nuance, nor even a hint of irony, unless you meant exactly what you said, then maybe for now that wasn't a particularly effective attempt to communicate.

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