I'm so relieved! Apparently, if I just never get another PSA test, I'll not have to worry

[Atticus]

about prostate cancer. Tests = cases; no test = no case.

Who knew?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. And women won't have to worry about birth control, either.

If you don't get a pregnancy test you're not pregnant.

[Atticus]

3. Sonofagun! That's great! Hey---I think I'll start smoking again! nt

[Jamastiene]

2. If I can get potential employers not to give me any kind of drug test,

I can do all the drugs I want and I won't have to worry. I might as well be drug free. Right now, I am, but if they'd just drop the drug testing for employment, I would be considered drug free, whether I am or not.

[Solly Mack]

4. Peek-a-Boo the Covid 19 away.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

5. OMG that's it! That describes the Grotesque Orange Pustule's method perfectly.

[Solly Mack]

6. He's the world's oldest infant. Dumbest, too.

[Totally Tunsie]

7. Seems like Chump is conflating "Innocent until proven guilty"

with "COVID-free until tested".

In his case, he probably prefers the former, with cause.

[diva77]

8. No x-ray, no broken leg. No mammogram, no breast cancer. No blood glucose test, no diabetes

[lpbk2713]

9. No one needs to take a driver's license test.

Why take the chance on not passing?