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Sun May 17, 2020, 01:14 AM

Why you should wear facemasks. The pee test.

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Reply Why you should wear facemasks. The pee test. (Original post)
Arkansas Granny May 2020 OP
roamer65 May 2020 #1
nilram May 2020 #2
SunSeeker May 2020 #4
Kali May 2020 #3
chwaliszewski May 2020 #5
Girard442 May 2020 #6
MoonlitKnight May 2020 #7
Brainfodder May 2020 #8
Arkansas Granny May 2020 #9
Talitha May 2020 #10
Warpy May 2020 #11

Response to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Sun May 17, 2020, 01:22 AM

1. Dump would understand this allegory.

He likes pee.

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Response to roamer65 (Reply #1)

Sun May 17, 2020, 01:39 AM

2. That's why he doesn't wear a mask.

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Response to nilram (Reply #2)

Sun May 17, 2020, 02:49 AM

4. LOL

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Response to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Sun May 17, 2020, 01:52 AM

3. I would rather it ran off my leg than wear pants wet with someone elses pee

unless you were wearing waterproof pants they are just going to soak it up, not protect you. so yeah, good analogy. best if pisser wears pants and pisses on himself.

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Response to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Sun May 17, 2020, 05:51 AM

6. Bravo!

And, if I get peed on by some random person, chances are a prick was involved.

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Response to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Sun May 17, 2020, 06:40 AM

7. And if the guy who pees is wearing pants

But has his wanker hanging out the zipper, then the pants donít do anything.

So wear that mask over your mouth AND nose.

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Response to MoonlitKnight (Reply #7)

Sun May 17, 2020, 06:59 AM

8. Call the local asylum, you have found an ecapee?

I saw this once, he got a block and a marked sheriff vehicle pulled up and quickly took totally naked man away.

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Response to MoonlitKnight (Reply #7)

Sun May 17, 2020, 07:46 AM

9. That, too!

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Response to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Sun May 17, 2020, 10:21 AM

10. This should go on shitler's twitter page so his deplorables can see it.

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Response to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Sun May 17, 2020, 09:37 PM

11. Dumb analogy. Viruses aint water

Viruses are so small that they can't be imaged using photons. You have to shoot electrons at them to see them at all. So for this analogy to work:

First you wear wide open, see through mesh, sexy! Water goes right through that and you're going to smell bad until you take a shower and wash your undies. That's a cloth mask.

So you wear some cotton pants and a t-shirt next time. Water takes a little longer to soak through, but you're still going to smell bad until you take a shower and wash everything. That is the paper surgical mask.


Well, that didn't work, so now it's neoprene or rubberized canvas. Nothing goes through, it just rolls off. It's a lot sweatier, but at least you don't smell like pee. That's the N-95 mask.

All of these options are uncomfortable. Cloth and paper will work somewhat, but need to be changed when they get wet with condensation. N-95 masks will still work when soggy, they're just unpleasant.

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