One small step for man, one giant step for mankind, 2020 version

[DFW]

A friend from Texas just sent me this. Apologies if it has already made the rounds:
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[murielm99]

1. LOL

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. OMG, if only!!

[Rhiannon12866]

3. First I've seen it, K&R!

Definitely something that needs to be passed on, thanks!

[littlemissmartypants]

4. Quick!!! Somebody grab the cover!!! nt

[DFW]

5. Hold it ready until Pence has jumped in after him! n/t

[BlueMTexpat]

6. And McConnell and Barr and Pompeo ...

the list is literally endless!

[DFW]

7. If Pence jumps in after him

I think we can then count on President Pelosi to keep McTurtle in check and fire Barr and Pompeo within her first 24 hours in office, and get them behind bars as soon as a legitimate AG is running Justice.

[BlueMTexpat]

8. From your post to

Pelosi's ears!

[DFW]

9. I'm sure she could manage those simple tasks without my help

But if asked, I'll definitely offer my input!

[Scarsdale]

12. Add to the list Prince Jared

and the rest of the family of grifter, do-nothings and all their paid "girlfriends"

[lastlib]

10. I take issue with only one thing:

"One small step for a man" is an overly generous use of the term. I personally would use the term "oleaginous sub-reptilian adipose deposit."

[DFW]

11. Difficult to fit in the space allowed for the headline............

One small step for * (maybe?), but don't want to intrude on Shrub's territory......

[Solomon]

13. He's "too big to fall" though.

[DFW]

14. Don't you think some civic-minded passer-by would lend a helping hand (or foot)?

Maybe Pence himself would be dumb enough to jump right on top, thinking he'd then be president--for the half second before he fell through the hole right on top of his dear leader.