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guillaumeb

(42,641 posts)
Sun May 17, 2020, 03:47 PM May 2020

Trump beat the magic virus (Sorry, Peter Yarrow)

Trump beat the magic virus, in his fantasy
And frolicked to the loud applause, in a land called Trump-rally
But COVID did not listen, to all Trump’s foolish lies
It ravaged through the USA while Trump did fantasize

Trump beat the magic virus, in his fantasy
And frolicked to the loud applause in a land called Trump-rally
Trump the non-stop liar lived his own fantasy
And frolicked to the loud applause in a land called Trump-rally

Trump, he made up numbers, and talked of magic bleach
He hid inside the White House and felt safe from COVID’s reach
The Noble Prize he dreamed of, and honor far and wide,
Melania was clothed for once, as she pouted by his side

Trump beat the magic virus, in his fantasy
And frolicked to the loud applause, in a land called Trump-rally
COVID refused to listen, it spread between the seas
And while Trump lied, and red hats cheered, the death toll did not cease

Trump seems to live forever, or so to us it feels
But COVID leaves the thousands dead, the mind it truly reels
The Doctors tried to warn him, but Trump would never hear
He has to find a scapegoat, has to cover his own rear

Trump tweeted out his anger, Obamagate he cried
He asked for help from Uncle Vlad, on who he long relied
But Covid does not listen, it cannot read or write
And call the virus what he will, Trump clearly lost this fight.

Trump beat the magic virus, in his fantasy
And frolicked to the loud applause in a land called Trump-rally
Trump the non-stop liar lived his own fantasy
And frolicked to the loud applause in a land called Trump-rally


I hope this makes you laugh.

If you wish to mock Trump voters, feel free to use this.

Guill

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Trump beat the magic virus (Sorry, Peter Yarrow) (Original Post) guillaumeb May 2020 OP
Well done. nt Atticus May 2020 #1
Thank you. guillaumeb May 2020 #2
Oh,I love it! Thank you. niyad May 2020 #3
You are welcome. guillaumeb May 2020 #5
Very clever! northoftheborder May 2020 #4
Thank you. guillaumeb May 2020 #6
Nicely done! Brother Mythos May 2020 #7
Thank you. guillaumeb May 2020 #8
Most excellent malaise May 2020 #9
Feel free to drop some money in the bucket. guillaumeb May 2020 #10
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