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Seriously, does he not realize that if we were living in the Independence Day times that his people would be the ones partying on top of skyscrapers welcoming the aliens? And that Fox News would be trying to paint the aliens as a democratic hoax designed to make him look bad?


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This week the Top 10 is our penultimate edition of Season 8! Trump has moved on to his next wacky adventure, Wisconsin doesn't give a shit about COVID, Dr. Bright spells out doom on the House floor, Elon Musk goes rogue, conspiracy theorists float their own theories about vaccines, and we add Tony Evers to the growing list of people who somehow got elected. Plus in our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, China's got a bamboo problem that's affecting the global panda population. We will get to the bottom of how COVID is affecting the animals! And in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", is the COVID crisis ushering in a new era for the mark of the beast? Our resident pastor has his Iron Maiden soundtrack cued up! We also have a new "I Need A Drink" - do really need a spinoff of HBO's Entourage? Especially given Jeremy Piven's past history? We will get drunk and get to the bottom of this unnecessary sequel! And finally it's time for the Stupidest State Final Four! Idaho. Michigan. Florida. Alabama. And we've got a new song from an awesome LA band, AWOLNATION!

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