If the Titanic sank today

[Dennis Donovan]

[uponit7771]

1. K&R

[Submariner]

2. And you can bet Trump would have been one of the cowardly men that

dressed as a woman to get a seat in one of the women and children only lifeboats.

[sunonmars]

8. He'd have chucked his own kids and wife out of the lifeboat and went off by himself.

[Jarqui]

3. Where is "It's a hoax!" ? ....nt

[dem4decades]

4. Obviously the fault of the last Captain.

[calimary]

5. Good one! But where are all the stupid red caps?

Bet they don’t float either.

[oasis]

6. That's "them" alright.

Trump cultist imbeciles.

[FakeNoose]

7. Brilliant!

[yellowcanine]

9. The iceburg was made in a Chinese lab!

[ProfessorGAC]

10. Those Guys In The Crow's Nest...

..are libs from the prior administration & the lifeboat cupboards were bare!

[bucolic_frolic]

11. Is Orange secret hair dye simply

10% bleach?

[IronLionZion]

12. America doesn't have time for icebergs

If you want a lifeboat, then you should have worked harder in life and not been so lazy. It's reserved for job creators.

[Chainfire]

13. It was Obama's fault

[Brother Mythos]

17. And, don't ever forget, it was Obama's fault back in 1912 too!

Thanks Obama!

And, don't ever forget about Hillary's emails either! If she had used a government server, the Titanic would have received that warning about the iceberg in plenty of time to avoid plowing into it!

[marble falls]

14. You forgot the two most important lines: "Obama did it!" and "Lock her up!"

[UrbanProspector]

15. Susan Collins

is concerned about the ship!

[Baclava]

16. Charging ahead full speed through the fog, regardless of iceberg reports, is just how we be free

[liberalla]

18. Saving this! so perfect to reflect the inauthentic and ridiculous responses we hear!