April Ryan: "coronavirus is more rampant in the White House than the public is being told"

[Dennis Donovan]

Link to tweet

AprilDRyan ✔@AprilDRyan

Umm this was a week ago and look what is being said today! Hmmm

AprilDRyan ✔@AprilDRyan

I’m hearing on good authority that #coronavirus is more rampant in the #WhiteHouse than the public is being told. A very high-ranking individual may have also been impacted! The administration is currently mum on the matter, seeking prayers instead. #COVID19

5:12 PM - May 18, 2020

[Zoonart]

1. So... April thinks he has it?

[calimary]

41. My husband certainly thinks so.

And besides, we are talking about That Guy Who LIES ALL THE TIME. I wouldn't trust what he says even if he showed me test results. There'd be no way I could trust that those "results" weren't - pardon the pun - trumped up.

[live love laugh]

70. Where's Pence? nt

[Zoonart]

71. Out and about today at NASA.

Walked away from a question about whether or not he was taking hydroxychloroquine.

[live love laugh]

75. Oh that's too bad (that he's out and about)

[Harker]

76. Really.

Worthwhile people might become infected.

[leftieNanner]

2. In her "what's being said today" remark

is she referring to the Hydroxychloroquine comment that Ass Face made?

Or is this a reference to the fact that Pence has been AWOL for a while?

[LeftInTX]

7. Pence is scheduled to visit Florida on Wednesday

[BigmanPigman]

10. CNN said Pence was at the meeting today, without a mask too.

[malaise]

3. Please don't tease me

I hope this is true

[Eid Ma Clack Shaw]

4. "mum" "Prayers"

mum = mother...prayers...Is she trying to tell us something about a certain white haired evangelical?

[Mike 03]

17. Yes, she chose her words carefully. She said a high ranking official

had been "impacted" not "infected". Pence would be impacted if mother was infected, though.

Wonder if Mum could be Melania, though?

[wnylib]

51. Sounds like a reference to

Kate Miller, Pence's press secretary and the wife of Steven Miller. We know now that she has tested positive.

But tonight, just a few minutes ago, I heard on NPR's news that Trump said he is taking hydroxychloroquine as a preventative. He insists that it is only a preventative, and that he has not tested positive.

[Iliyah]

5. Where is my popcorn . .

[superpatriotman]

6. You realize, of course

The White House will need to be burned to the ground after this pig and his enablers move out.

It will be a complete tear down

[erronis]

27. The brits are good at that. Well maybe not Boris (dump's buddy).

[TrogL]

78. Blame Canada

[2naSalit]

38. I figured that would be

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necessary about two years ago, that kind of filth can't be cleaned up without a good blaze.

[MontanaMama]

53. Hold my beer...

I’ve got kindling ready to go...

[2naSalit]

54. I have a match too!

[Hermit-The-Prog]

64. I have a weed burner and a tank of propane. (Claims over 3000F). Ready!

[2naSalit]

67. Oh hell yeah!

We had one of those down at the farm last year, stand back!

[GopherGal]

73. So just burning some sage wouldn't do it?

...Maybe add some to the conflagration just in case?

[2naSalit]

74. Yeah, I think that would be best..

or wait until the ashes quite smoldering and do a sage ceremony over the ashes so no evil shit can creep out of them.

[calimary]

43. And then bring in an exorcist.

[Evolve Dammit]

46. scrape off

[I_UndergroundPanther]

61. I got a spatula and a flyswatter..

[spooky3]

59. First the exterminators will tent the place, then we'll see the Property Brothers' crew come in...nt

[essme]

8. No, hell no he doesn't have CV

With his health problems?

One of his brats does-- I hope not Baron, he's so young, and didn't ask for these two clowns to be his parents.

[Mike 03]

15. Remember how terrible Don Jr. looked in a recent appearance?

I don't know if he actually lives in the White House, though.

[essme]

22. That grifter? I bet he does

Guy has never paid rent in his entire damned life.

[grantcart]

47. Or how delirious Eric sounded yesterday, oh wait.

[3Hotdogs]

9. Please, let it be......

You finish the sentence.

I vote for Jar-jar.

[Eyeball_Kid]

11. Heavens! Maybe the Snowcap is melting!

Call Mother!

Maybe Trumpy-boy can give him some hydroxychloroquine, just for fun.

[Mr. Ected]

12. Mrs. Pence perhaps?

Mum? Prayers?

[Jarqui]

13. Imagine the potential headline "Hoax sickens Trump" nt

[erronis]

30. Or the line: Trump dies because of hoax. Obama didn't warn him.

[sop]

14. Let's start a pool.

[Squidly]

19. Tis bad ju ju...

to partake in death pools....

But in this case...

SIGN ME UP!!!🤣🤣🤣

[Captain Zero]

65. Anybody see that spindly Wilbur Ross lately?

He always looks terrible.
Maybe he just is isolating in a bank vault in Cypress though?

[not fooled]

79. Hahahahahaha

maybe taking a nap somewhere.

[Faux pas]

16. Yeah

and they're on theyre own in the hump's world of every person for them self.

[BamaRefugee]

18. This looks like fun!

[erronis]

31. That's brilliant. I'll play 100 cards to get a win.

[Ilsa]

48. Actually, I'd like to see some names doubled onto other squares.

Ben Carson is a milquetoast wanna-be, so Trump could be doubled there. I'd like to see Kushner, Barr, Pompeo, and Miller given extra squares.

[Evolve Dammit]

49. I'll take Miller for a hundred Alex. Maybe it will be a tidal wave. Tots and Pears.

[UpInArms]

69. Hope Hicks

Should be in Ghouliani’s space ... he’s not hanging around the WH and she’s (checks notes) steaming his pants while he’s in them.

[GoCubsGo]

20. I'm shocked. SHOCKED, I tell ya!

[Miigwech]

21. jarvanka is my bet

[2naSalit]

40. I'm gonna guess

Jr. or Jarvanka.

[Miigwech]

56. I'll go with that too

trump is acting very scared so that is why I think someone who stabilizes trump is out of action, jarvanka

[GopherGal]

72. Someone "stabilizes" Trump?

I guess everything's relative.

But lately it sounds as if Jared is just reinforcing his worst tendencies ("it's all about managing the stock market!&quot .
That leaves it at Ivanka, his little She-Mini-Me, or Hope (must remember the PE) Hicks his pants-steamer.

Hmm. I guess the mini-me's personal assistant tested positive:
[link:https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/magazines/panache/ivanka-trump-tested-out-of-caution-after-personal-assistant-found-positive-for-coronavirus/articleshow/75642826.cms|]

[RainCaster]

23. Fact: "incompetence and corruption is more rampant in the White House than the public is being told"

The headline is far more factual now.

[TalenaGor]

34. lol for real

[LymphocyteLover]

24. I was just mentioning this this morning!

Glad she followed up on it

[onecaliberal]

25. It has to be Pence.

[mgardener]

26. Has to be someone who prays.

That leaves the Trump clan out.

[rockodman]

28. Believe Me

I am praying...

[calimary]

42. Welcome to DU, rockodman.

It's setting off quite a guessing game, I must say.

Jodyanne Jerkmeoff has been mighty quiet lately. Has anybody seen or heard from her? Could she be under quarantine? And what about Steven Miller - since his wife was infected?

[relayerbob]

29. Hydrochloroquine is not a preventative, so does this mean he's been tested positive?

[Ilsa]

45. I was thinking that as well.

Maybe he's had some positives, and some negatives, so they aren't sure because they rapid testing is so shitty. I can't imagine his doctor permitting it unless he's had positive results.

When was Ivanka seen last? Is she done with quarantining herself?

[Luz]

50. Or someone close to him and now he's afraid of cooties?

He thinks by taking it he's safe? I hope so.

[kairos12]

32. White House to Plague House.

[TalenaGor]

33. when was the last time the orange one was on TV

[Ford_Prefect]

35. I'll give you Thoughts and Prayers...But you won't like them.

[nilram]

36. Confusion bordering on dementia is one of the first symptoms in the elderly

So no one will ever notice if he’s got it.

[japple]

37. Stephen Miller?

n/t

[Blue Owl]

63. Word is, he did nazi it coming

n/t

[japple]

68. Heh heh! Sehr gut mein freund. Wish I could come up

with those replys like you and other DU punsters!

[jb5150]

39. Did Melania catch it from the pool boy?

…..

[magicarpet]

44. No,... she got syphilis from the pool boy and gonorrhea from the milkman.

It is so hard to keep up with Melania's trysts and STDs.

[AllaN01Bear]

52. i think so too. alot of ppl have been observing hes been ill.

[MontanaMama]

55. My bet is that the MF has it.

[benld74]

57. Haven't seen the Wicked Witch advisor in awhile

[griloco]

58. What?!? They don't have enough preyers already?

[Ligyron]

60. This would be the perfect time and cover to slip something into his Big Mac...

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

62. My mom and I had a long running belief that the LiarInChief receiving a fatal lightning strike

the golf course would be excellent karma. However, a fatal case of COVID-19 for him would also be apropos.

We don't believe in the taboo on wishing death upon evil people.

[smirkymonkey]

66. What a pity.

It would be so unfortunate if any of them were to become gravely ill because of it.

[aka-chmeee]

77. Seeking prayers?

While it's not something I consider to have any value beyond the lips of the one praying, in this particular case I may disrupt my habitds...but not for an outcome tRump would approve of.