Trump heading to Capitol Hill today to infect Senate Republicans

[Dennis Donovan]

Link to tweet

Garrett Haake ✔@GarrettHaake

President Trump is coming to the Hill today for lunch with Senate republicans, two sources tell @JulieNBCNews. GOP lunches have moved to the large Hart 216 hearing room, but this will be a very interesting test of social distancing for the Capitol.

On the Hill there aren’t any of the protections currently set up at the White House: no temperature checks, no coronavirus tests, mask-wearing is spotty and not enforced by anyone.

9:59 AM - May 19, 2020

[dewsgirl]

1. I hope he spreads the love around.

[Dennis Donovan]

3. This ongoing, real-life disaster movie is turning into a comedy

...or, at least this scene.

[MFGsunny]

9. This! n/t

[malaise]

2. Please proceed Don the criminally negligent Con

That is all

[Dennis Donovan]

5. Seriously, the dumb bastard's gonna infect them all

...and I, for one, am sooo here for it.

[malaise]

6. Same here

Cull the RW herd

[MFGsunny]

13. When karma might be going to lunch today with 'em goopers. n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. I hope they have a lovely, intimate lunch.

Will the WH supply the hydroxychloroquine tablets and Lysol refreshments?

[FM123]

7. I hope he gives Mitch McConnell a great big hug & smooch!

[Solly Mack]

8. Trump'll hand out Hydroxychloroquine and watch to see

if his Senate minions take them.

It's a hilarious image. Trump passing out the pills and the look on the faces of the GOP asswipes as they struggle between dropping the pills and wanting to please Trump.

Oh, the quandary.

Yeah, yeah. Just enjoying the mental image.

[MontanaMama]

10. Typhoid Donnie

doing the lord’s work.

[2naSalit]

22. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa!

Amen, Sister!


So around the middle of next month, things might look a bit different around Capitol Hill.

[Hekate]

11. This is a loyalty test, isn't it?

[machoneman]

28. Yep! Like the alien said in that great Will Smith "Independence Day" movie: DIE!

[demmiblue]

12. A freakin' buffet:

The notice that went out to Senate Republican offices about the lunch with Trump notes that the “buffet will open early at noon.”

Link to tweet

[crickets]

16. Yikes at the stupidity. nt

[spanone]

14. No Masks Allowed!

[Leghorn21]

15. "Bon appetite, motherfuckers"

[2naSalit]

23. **SNORT!**

Indeed.

[machoneman]

29. Hell's awaitin' suckers! Say Hi to Satan for me, will yah?

[kentuck]

17. They will forego their masks, just to prove their love...

...then they will all roll up into one big ball and roll out of the room after totally losing their backbones...

[JHB]

18. Shake shake shake, shake shake shake...

...shake those ha-aands, shake those ha-aands!

[2naSalit]

25. Haha!

[JHB]

26. Haha! back at'cha

[dalton99a]

19. .

[Wawannabe]

20. Sweet!

Have fun, talk LOUD and often, no need for masks and who can eat with one anyway???

[Submariner]

21. Wouldn't that be fun watching GOP senators dropping like flies

their deaths will tie up the Senator Rotunda while they lie in state for a couple of weeks, but that shouldn't upset our Netflix schedules at all.

[machoneman]

30. Yes, if only! Strike them down in a Biblical way, I say!

[lpbk2713]

24. I hope he coughs a lot.

Too bad for the employees who have to work there though.

[Nevilledog]

27. Fingers crossed!

[smirkymonkey]

31. I thought this was going to be an Onion article.

But he's really going!

Good.