The Heinous Anus (graphic warning)

[Kid Berwyn]

Rhymes with slimes.

[sheshe2]

1. Is he trying to cough up a fur ball?

[Kid Berwyn]

11. Certainly would be an improvement over what usually comes out.

Presidunce Tweetie coughed up...



"If Turkey does anything that I, in my great and unmatched wisdom, consider to be off limits, I will totally destroy and obliterate the Economy of Turkey (I’ve done before!)."

[hlthe2b]

2. May as well make THAT his official portrait. It won't get better from here.

[lpbk2713]

10. Excellent idea.

Joe, are you listening?

Payback is due.

[Kid Berwyn]

12. Dorian Donald

Out of respect for the office...


http://www.studio30.com/2017/02/19/the-picture-of-dorian-trump/

Don el Shitnozzle

[MontanaMama]

3. Reminds me of

Hannibal Lecter.

[CurtEastPoint]

4. yes

[jeffreyi]

7. Poifick!

[CurtEastPoint]

8. nyurk nyurk

[Kid Berwyn]

14. That mask suits him.

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. I'm wishing for an uppercut from out of the blue...

[Kid Berwyn]

15. When The Foot Comes Down

[jeffreyi]

6. Looks like the slimy mawed monster

from "Alien". Yuck.

[Kid Berwyn]

16. Slimy Morsels

[sinkingfeeling]

9. He must speak Parseltongue

[Kid Berwyn]

17. A Parselmouth.

[dalton99a]

13. The Anus Never Closes

[Kid Berwyn]

18. Fascist Shitnozzle

AP FACT CHECK: Trump falsely declares kids safe from virus

By CALVIN WOODWARD
May 7, 2020

WASHINGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump is falsely suggesting that children are safe from the coronavirus as he pushes to reopen the country now and schools in the summer or fall.

Although Trump is broadly correct that the disease is most deadly to the elderly and to people with existing health problems, his statement that “the children aren’t affected” is heedless. Some have died from it. His recent comments also skirt the threat to healthy adults in their 50s and younger.

A look at his statements on the subject:

TRUMP: “With young children and children, we’d like to see the schools open early next season and on time. It’s incredible how the — it’s very unique how the children aren’t affected, but people that have problems and older people are — can be very badly hurt, injured, or die from this problem.” — remarks with Native leaders Tuesday in Phoenix, Arizona.

TRUMP: “You see how well children seem to do. It’s incredible. We realize how strong children are, right?” — remarks with nurses Wednesday.

TRUMP: “It affects older people. It infects — if you have any problem — heart, diabetes, even a little weak heart, a little diabetes, a little — this thing is vicious, and it can take you out, and it can take you out very strongly. But children do very well.” — remarks Sunday to Fox News.

THE FACTS: His suggestion that children are in the clear is false. To say they “do very well” with the disease is generally more accurate, based on what is known so far. His implication that the risk is limited to the old and sick is incorrect.

Continues...

https://apnews.com/d1a286910e0529ee2269f5dae69f2306