Trump Says He's 'Going After Virginia'

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Trump Says He’s ‘Going After Virginia’

May 19, 2020 at 12:23 pm EDT By Taegan Goddard 437 Comments

https://politicalwire.com/2020/05/19/trump-says-hes-going-after-virginia/

"SNIP......

President Trump said he was “going after Virginia” during a speech at the White House.

Said Trump: “We’re going after Virginia, with your crazy governor, we’re going after Virginia.”

He then made a reference to gun rights to the farmers present: “They want to take your Second Amendment away. You’ll have nobody guarding your potatoes.”

......SNIP"

[dalton99a]

1. Send federal troops to guard the potatoes

[jcgoldie]

2. Oh shit! Not the potato card!

Now how we gonna win Virginia?

[dem4decades]

3. So Virginia needs potato guns?

[kysrsoze]

4. He's gonna move on it like a bitch.

[Newest Reality]

5. We'll see about that ;)

He isn't doing much for the 2nd-Ammendment crowd.

They are coming to take our potatoes.

[lame54]

6. ...

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213458401

[NYC Liberal]

7. Northam responded

Link to tweet

Ralph Northam @GovernorVA 3h
I grew up on a Virginia farm, Mr. President—our potatoes are fine. And as the only medical doctor among our nation's governors, I suggest you stop taking hydroxychloroquine.

Let's all get back to work.

[Va Lefty]

10. Sweet!

[Cha]

23. Retweeted.. TY!

[FarPoint]

8. My first thought was....

He was going to grab Virginia by the "pussy"...stalk her like a bitch...

[Yonnie3]

9. Potatoes don't vote or own arms.

You lost by over 5% in 2016, lets go for 10 or 20 this time.

We are ready - Bring it on

[demmiblue]

11. Original source:

Link to tweet

[Marrah_Goodman]

12. My daughter and her partner just moved there, so two more votes against him there

Sadly they live in the same town as Liberty Univ. so the town/county will probably go for the Covidiot in Chief.

The upside is they can now steal all the potatoes they want!!!

[pwb]

13. Spud Virginia.

How enduring ?

[sdfernando]

14. Well the orange pustule it just confused...

When someone was referring to Virginia, he got confused and his mind went to where it always goes and he heard vagina so he said he would go after it.

[Aristus]

15. Will this help?

[In_The_Wind]

24. It'll help the potato farmer.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

16. OMG! What if he wins the votes of all the potato farmers in Virginia?

We're doomed!

And after that he'll come for the tobacco-grower voters in Idaho, and the orange growers in Minnesota, and the winter wheat farmers in Alabama!

We're doomed!

[milestogo]

17. I hope she kicks him in the balls with cleats on.

[Tanuki]

18. He must be worried about interruptions to the French fry supply chain.

[Blue Owl]

19. Time for a tRump joke...

Donald Trump was strutting up and down Virgina Beach in his bathing suit, hoping to attract the eye of some local sunbathing ladies, but to no avail. Frustrated, he asked a lifeguard “why aren't any women looking at me?" The lifeguard suggested “try putting a potato in your swim trunks, and I guarantee you’ll get some attention!” So Donald took his advice, but awhile later was back at the lifeguard stand complaining that the ladies were not only ignoring him but pointing and laughing at him. The lifeguard took a look at him and said “Donald... you gotta put the potato in the FRONT of your shorts!"

[pwb]

20. .

[Mike 03]

27. LOL

[Best_man23]

21. Let's See..

In 2016, Lysol Von Clusterfuck lost Virginia by 5 points.

In 2017, Von Clusterfuck's candidate for governor LOST to Gov Northam by...wait for it...NINE points! This was the largest margin of victory for a Democrat for this office since 1985. Additionally, this election had the highest turnout in over 20 years, and saw all three major state offices won by Democrats and the massive reduction of Republicant control of the House of Delegates from 66-34 to 51-49.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Virginia_gubernatorial_election

In 2018, Sen Tim Kaine easily won re-election against Von Clusterfuck's stooge, Corey Stewart by...SIXTEEN points. This was the first senate race called on that election night. This election also saw the turnover of multiple congressional seats from Republicant control, which contributed to Democrats winning control of the House of Representatives.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Virginia_elections

In 2019, Virginia Democrats continued their 2017 gains by winning majority control of the Virginia House of Delegates and the Virginia Senate.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Virginia_elections

In 2020, all I say is, BRING IT Lysol Von Clusterfuck. Remember Virginia's motto: Sic Semper Tyrannis (Thus Always to Tyrants).

[rockfordfile]

22. He'll try

[Yeehah]

25. Trump remembers all the tiki torch crying nazis who rallied for him in Charlotteville

Very fine people!

[tinrobot]

26. We're going after your state... and, uh, please vote for me?

Talk about mixed messages.

I think, the further he sinks in the polls, the more he'll just seek revenge. He'll give up on winning elections and "win" by making everyone's life miserable.

[Zorro]

28. Virginia is for Taters