Trump obituary

[SCantiGOP]

Donald Trump.
Devoted husband to three.
Loving father to two out of five.

[Karadeniz]

1. Thanks!!!❤

[Marie Marie]

2. I think it is actually: Loving father to one out of five.

[COLGATE4]

3. I'd suggest:

Donald Trump
Husband to three - devoted to none
Father to five, loving father to one

[Stallion]

4. "Everything he touchef died....including himself"

[RainCaster]

5. Let's add: President to a country, leader to none

The gutless spineless brainless weasel behind the Resolute Desk.

[Totally Tunsie]

6. How 'bout

Here lies Donald J. Trump

Married thrice
Father to five
Loving only to himself

[demtenjeep]

7. loathed by every other single person in the usa and by the first nude

who worked for every penny she got

[Stallion]

8. Choked on Big Mac

[alittlelark]

9. 'Devoted to none' - No other option

[LeftInTX]

10. Donald Trump

Someone we forgot existed

[MontanaMama]

11. I would only add...

LIAR

[smirkymonkey]

12. Way too kind.

I can't post what I would I would like to have written on his gravestone. But whatever they write, I just hope it's soon.

[Dirty Socialist]

13. "He got away with it"