A pox upon you and your house, Herr Trump!
Please have someone who can read consult a dictionary and read the definition of "hypocrite" out loud for you. Then, flip open your compact ( yes, we know about it ) and look in the mirror. That is not just "a" hypocrite: that is THE hypocrite whose photo should be used as an example of "hypocrite" in every dictionary from this point forward.
YOU---the most sacreligious, cruel, insensitive, intolerant and arrogant gob o' "doggy doo" now breathing our oxygen decide to essentially mandate that churches can hold services for packed houses and that you will override any governor who tries to enforce compliance with the social distancing recommendations of virtually every non-whore doctor or epidemiologist on the planet? YOU have the unmitigated GALL to tell us we should go to church more? Did one of the "Two Corinthians" tell you so?
I am capable of expressing myself with words and phrases that would be totally "safe for work" or, for that matter, to read aloud with children in the room. But, while the kids might understand, I am not at all certain you would, so I will offer just this brief response to your religious advice:
KISS MY ASS, YOU RANCID BAG OF PUS!
(Is it too early for a "wee dram"?)
