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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsJust got this from a Republican acquaintance
No worries...
An assistant to Donald Trump told him she had a fantastic dream last night. There was a humongous parade in Washington celebrating Trump.
Millions lined the parade route, cheering when the President went past.
Bands were playing; children were throwing confetti into the air; there were balloons everywhere. It was the biggest celebration Washington had ever seen. Sean Spicer could truthfully say the crowd was much bigger than that for Obama's inauguration.
Trump was very impressed and said, "That's really great! By the way, how did I look in your dream? Was my hair okay?"
His assistant said, "I couldn't tell, the casket was closed.
captain queeg
(10,197 posts)Alex4Martinez
(2,193 posts)Bravo!
ProfessorGAC
(65,031 posts)Funny joke, too!
liberalla
(9,247 posts)I'd heard this joke before, but it was much better this time...
cornball 24
(1,475 posts)Sherman A1
(38,958 posts)gopiscrap
(23,760 posts)MyOwnPeace
(16,926 posts)That I would attend.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)Thats a very good sign.
PCIntern
(25,544 posts)Hes a colleague. Loved Bush Jr.
TalenaGor
(1,104 posts)SCantiGOP
(13,869 posts)But I would celebrate.
wnylib
(21,450 posts)And I would celebrate bigly.
BHDem53
(1,061 posts)got the casket closed?
KS Toronado
(17,234 posts)SergeStorms
(19,201 posts)Better punchline.
Historic NY
(37,449 posts)Karadeniz
(22,514 posts)Celerity
(43,354 posts)calimary
(81,261 posts)On that day, I celebrate with extra chocolate!
keithbvadu2
(36,800 posts)safeinOhio
(32,676 posts)I only have one rec I can give you as you have made my day
roamer65
(36,745 posts)Vogon_Glory
(9,117 posts)canetoad
(17,157 posts)Funny.
catbyte
(34,384 posts)Delmette2.0
(4,165 posts)Thanks you so very much. Now, to forward this on onward.
aeromanKC
(3,322 posts)And I thought she was going to say, No worries Donnie, you looked great in that orange jumpsuit.
warmfeet
(3,321 posts)make it so.
Mickju
(1,803 posts)LOL
CountMyVote4Reality
(209 posts)SunSeeker
(51,553 posts)iluvtennis
(19,858 posts)PatrickforO
(14,573 posts)Blue Owl
(50,362 posts)herding cats
(19,564 posts)One by one we'll lead them to the polls.
yuiyoshida
(41,831 posts)hangaleft
(649 posts)Whats the point? I cant piss that far.
Kaiserguy
(740 posts)it made me start my day with a good laugh.
magicarpet
(14,150 posts).... directly into the coffin as it went by.