Just got this from a Republican acquaintance

[PCIntern]

No worries...

An assistant to Donald Trump told him she had a fantastic dream last night. There was a humongous parade in Washington celebrating Trump.
Millions lined the parade route, cheering when the President went past.
Bands were playing; children were throwing confetti into the air; there were balloons everywhere. It was the biggest celebration Washington had ever seen. Sean Spicer could truthfully say the crowd was much bigger than that for Obama's inauguration.
Trump was very impressed and said, "That's really great! By the way, how did I look in your dream? Was my hair okay?"

His assistant said, "I couldn't tell, the casket was closed.

[captain queeg]

1. 👍👍👍

[Alex4Martinez]

2. BOOM!

Bravo!

[ProfessorGAC]

3. Nice Set Up!

Funny joke, too!

[liberalla]

28. I have to agree, the set up was very strong!

I'd heard this joke before, but it was much better this time...

[cornball 24]

4. Thank you for lifting my spirits, more so than the "bit" of wine I've just had!

[Sherman A1]

5. Excellent!

[gopiscrap]

6. love it

[MyOwnPeace]

7. DAMN, that's good!

[sheshe2]

8. ...

That I would attend.

[lunatica]

9. So a Republican sent it?

That’s a very good sign.

[PCIntern]

11. Yes and yes it is

He’s a colleague. Loved Bush Jr.

[TalenaGor]

10. lol

[SCantiGOP]

12. I would feel bad

But I would celebrate.

[wnylib]

36. I would not feel bad at all.

And I would celebrate bigly.

[BHDem53]

13. They actually

got the casket closed?

[KS Toronado]

33. It was a BIGLY casket, bigger & better than anyone's ever seen, that I can tell you!

[SergeStorms]

14. Great joke.

Better punchline.

[Historic NY]

15. ,,

[Karadeniz]

16. Fingers crossed.

[Celerity]

39. +100000

[calimary]

17. BOOM Shaka-Laka-Laka!

On that day, I celebrate with extra chocolate!

[keithbvadu2]

19. Two scoops.

[safeinOhio]

18. Sorry

I only have one rec I can give you as you have made my day

[roamer65]

20. I wish I could commit rec fraud on this one.

[Vogon_Glory]

21. KA-CHING! n/t

[canetoad]

22. Kick

Funny.

[catbyte]

23. Ouch!

[Delmette2.0]

24. I haven't laughed out loud for days

Thanks you so very much. Now, to forward this on onward.

[aeromanKC]

25. Orange jumpsuit

And I thought she was going to say, No worries Donnie, you looked great in that orange jumpsuit.

[warmfeet]

26. Please, please, please

make it so.

[Mickju]

27. Love it!

LOL

[CountMyVote4Reality]

29. Oh what a day that will be!

[SunSeeker]

30. LOL

[iluvtennis]

31. Whoa, Nelly...that's awesome. nt

[PatrickforO]

32. Excellent. Thanks for posting. n/t

[Blue Owl]

34. Double K&R

[herding cats]

35. Ouch! I didn't see the ending coming.

One by one we'll lead them to the polls.

[yuiyoshida]

37. TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!

[hangaleft]

38. I, for one, would not attend

What’s the point? I can’t piss that far.

[Kaiserguy]

40. Love it

it made me start my day with a good laugh.

[magicarpet]

41. A twenty one gun salute,...

.... directly into the coffin as it went by.

[Arkansas Granny]

42. Good one. ☺

[Soxfan58]

43. .