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Fri May 22, 2020, 06:48 PM

Just got this from a Republican acquaintance

No worries...

An assistant to Donald Trump told him she had a fantastic dream last night. There was a humongous parade in Washington celebrating Trump.
Millions lined the parade route, cheering when the President went past.
Bands were playing; children were throwing confetti into the air; there were balloons everywhere. It was the biggest celebration Washington had ever seen. Sean Spicer could truthfully say the crowd was much bigger than that for Obama's inauguration.
Trump was very impressed and said, "That's really great! By the way, how did I look in your dream? Was my hair okay?"

His assistant said, "I couldn't tell, the casket was closed.

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Reply Just got this from a Republican acquaintance (Original post)
PCIntern Friday OP
captain queeg Friday #1
Alex4Martinez Friday #2
ProfessorGAC Friday #3
liberalla Friday #28
cornball 24 Friday #4
Sherman A1 Friday #5
gopiscrap Friday #6
MyOwnPeace Friday #7
sheshe2 Friday #8
lunatica Friday #9
PCIntern Friday #11
TalenaGor Friday #10
SCantiGOP Friday #12
wnylib Saturday #36
BHDem53 Friday #13
KS Toronado Friday #33
SergeStorms Friday #14
Historic NY Friday #15
Karadeniz Friday #16
Celerity Saturday #39
calimary Friday #17
keithbvadu2 Friday #19
safeinOhio Friday #18
roamer65 Friday #20
Vogon_Glory Friday #21
canetoad Friday #22
catbyte Friday #23
Delmette2.0 Friday #24
aeromanKC Friday #25
warmfeet Friday #26
Mickju Friday #27
CountMyVote4Reality Friday #29
SunSeeker Friday #30
iluvtennis Friday #31
PatrickforO Friday #32
Blue Owl Saturday #34
herding cats Saturday #35
yuiyoshida Saturday #37
hangaleft Saturday #38
Kaiserguy Saturday #40
magicarpet Saturday #41
Arkansas Granny Saturday #42
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Soxfan58 Saturday #43

Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 06:49 PM

1. 👍👍👍

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 06:49 PM

2. BOOM!

Bravo!

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 06:51 PM

3. Nice Set Up!

Funny joke, too!

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Response to ProfessorGAC (Reply #3)

Fri May 22, 2020, 08:35 PM

28. I have to agree, the set up was very strong!

I'd heard this joke before, but it was much better this time...

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 06:55 PM

4. Thank you for lifting my spirits, more so than the "bit" of wine I've just had!

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 07:01 PM

5. Excellent!

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 07:01 PM

6. love it

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 07:02 PM

7. DAMN, that's good!

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 07:02 PM

8. ...



That I would attend.

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 07:09 PM

9. So a Republican sent it?

Thatís a very good sign.

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Response to lunatica (Reply #9)

Fri May 22, 2020, 07:12 PM

11. Yes and yes it is

Heís a colleague. Loved Bush Jr.

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 07:10 PM

10. lol

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 07:18 PM

12. I would feel bad

But I would celebrate.

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Response to SCantiGOP (Reply #12)

Sat May 23, 2020, 12:56 AM

36. I would not feel bad at all.

And I would celebrate bigly.

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 07:18 PM

13. They actually

got the casket closed?

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Response to BHDem53 (Reply #13)

Fri May 22, 2020, 10:53 PM

33. It was a BIGLY casket, bigger & better than anyone's ever seen, that I can tell you!

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 07:22 PM

14. Great joke.

Better punchline.

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 07:26 PM

15. ,,

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 07:28 PM

16. Fingers crossed.

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Response to Karadeniz (Reply #16)

Sat May 23, 2020, 05:38 AM

39. +100000

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 07:36 PM

17. BOOM Shaka-Laka-Laka!

On that day, I celebrate with extra chocolate!

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Response to calimary (Reply #17)

Fri May 22, 2020, 07:40 PM

19. Two scoops.

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 07:37 PM

18. Sorry

I only have one rec I can give you as you have made my day

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 07:40 PM

20. I wish I could commit rec fraud on this one.

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 07:42 PM

21. KA-CHING! n/t

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 07:42 PM

22. Kick

Funny.

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 07:43 PM

23. Ouch!

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 07:44 PM

24. I haven't laughed out loud for days

Thanks you so very much. Now, to forward this on onward.

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 07:45 PM

25. Orange jumpsuit

And I thought she was going to say, No worries Donnie, you looked great in that orange jumpsuit.

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 07:46 PM

26. Please, please, please

make it so.

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 08:05 PM

27. Love it!

LOL

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 08:46 PM

29. Oh what a day that will be!

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 09:04 PM

30. LOL

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 09:23 PM

31. Whoa, Nelly...that's awesome. nt

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2020, 09:41 PM

32. Excellent. Thanks for posting. n/t

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2020, 12:27 AM

34. Double K&R



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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2020, 12:31 AM

35. Ouch! I didn't see the ending coming.

One by one we'll lead them to the polls.

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2020, 01:44 AM

37. TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2020, 05:25 AM

38. I, for one, would not attend

Whatís the point? I canít piss that far.

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2020, 06:23 AM

40. Love it

it made me start my day with a good laugh.

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2020, 12:14 PM

41. A twenty one gun salute,...

.... directly into the coffin as it went by.

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2020, 01:00 PM

42. Good one. ☺

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2020, 03:23 PM

43. .

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