35 Reasons Why I'll Only Wear a Mask at Costco When They Place It On My Cold, Dead Face

[ehrnst]

Are you curious why someone might be vehemently against wearing a mask at Costco? Let me educate you on the simple yet compelling reasons behind my choice.

1. Because I’m a patriot. Only the kind who won’t make the smallest sacrifice for his country.

2. Me and the boys already spent a morning with our AR-15s guarding the reopening of Vic’s Barbershop last month. I’ve done my duty.

3. Besides, I’d be in the National Guard right now if I could only pass the sit-up test.

4. Tell me where in the Constitution it says you need a mask to buy a 32-pack of testosterone booster.

5. Who knows more about global contagions? Some Deep State epidemiologist? Or a guy who once got a C+ in high school biology?

6. Because being oppressed at Costco is worth 10 points in the competitive victim league we started at work.

7. It’s called owning the libs.

https://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-heard/archives/2020/05/21/35-reasons-why-ill-never-wear-a-mask-at-costco

[ProfessorGAC]

1. My Fave Is #17

Robert E Lee throwing off the yoke of tyranny at Gettysburg.
Yeah, the battle where the "genius" got his ass kicked by sending troops into an artillery barrage against an enemy with the high ground. Because, Jesus or Bible or something.

[MyOwnPeace]

2. This must be from a "bot".........

Look at #7.

If it was from a TRUE MAGAT, it would say "LibTARDS!"

[Pacifist Patriot]

3. I know, right? Dead giveaway there.

[Faux pas]

4. Kickin'

[SCantiGOP]

5. If they get control over our health

the next thing you know they’ll demand a kidney before they let you in.