Beach Baby, Beach Baby, Lay on the Sand...

[brooklynite]

Link to tweet

[jberryhill]

1. Long lenses make people appear closer together than they are

[marybourg]

2. Yes. This is not what it looks like when you're there.

Ask any N.Y.’er.

[marble falls]

3. And the lens tends to make masks disappear, too, I notice.

[sheshe2]

4. Must add body weight too.

[Rebl2]

5. The guy

with the infant. What is he thinking

[A HERETIC I AM]

7. He is thinking this doesn't affect him....

or it can't, or won't and his baby will be fine.

That's what he is thinking.

Any bets on how he might think 3 weeks from now if his child is intubated in an ICU?

Or he is?

[brush]

6. Someone in that crowd has the virus. Stupidity reigns.

[Tipperary]

8. I so hate crowds.

This would not work for me, pandemic or no.