caption TRUMP photo

[left-of-center2012]

[Wellstone ruled]

1. Angry old man.

[Meadowoak]

2. I'm going to be a one term President!

[patricia92243]

3. I am a genius. I am, I am, I am!

[TreasonousBastard]

4. Sorry. My monitor let out a groan and died.

[cayugafalls]

5. I'd run for the border, but I built that damn wall...eergghh, blerrgh, grunt. Saved by Depends.

[Miigwech]

6. My tiny wittle penis hurts

because there are no pussies to grab since Covid

[Solly Mack]

7. King of the Langoliers.

Langoliers are described as:

in horror as large dark beach ball-like monsters expanding and contracting with semicircular caves as mouths and gnashing blurring teeth leaving trails of black nothingness in their wake.

[LakeArenal]

8. Big fat sack of trump.

[Kensan]

9. That UV lightbulb

In my butt is starting to get really hot!!

[bluestarone]

10. I heard someone say the word

Obama.

[skip fox]

11. Donald Trump is saying:

"And to get rid of voter fraud, I plan to personally verify every ballot this November. . . . Then we can all have trust in the election results once again."

[keithbvadu2]

12. Did I get my makeup on straight today?

[madinmaryland]

13. He's yelling at clouds. Most likely brain farts.

[RainCaster]

14. That leaf blower feels so good on my tiny mushroom!

[lame54]

15. Who's going to take advantage of that green screen

[jls4561]

16. ONLY I AM ALLOWED TO STEAL ELECTIONS!

Edit: I find it difficult to spell properly when furious.

[Midnight Writer]

17. My mushroom is stuck in my zipper!

[Blue Owl]

18. Nancy called names at me... WWAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!...

n/t

[Cha]

20. lol

[Cha]

19. "Yeah I"m an Ugly MF... so what?"

[Sneederbunk]

21. "I am too a man of faith!

[KY_EnviroGuy]

22. Who the hell ordered me a Happy Meal instead of my Big Mac!

KY..........