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If there ever was an argument for why we need education, just remember that this guy is the president of the United States!

**Canned audience laughter and applause**

This week the Top 10 is our season finale! Trump golfs while Americans die, Coronavirus vaccine makers dump stock, MAGA protests get weirder and scarier, Qanon runs senate candidates, we find out what's up with China, and please stop destroying 5G cell phone towers, for the love of god! And in our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, did NASA find real scientific evidence that a parallel universe exists? We will investigate, and cue Red Hot Chili Peppers! And in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", there's a right way to reopen church and then there's the wrong way,, unfortunately most are going to choose the wrong way according to our pastor! Plus we also have a new "I Need A Drink" in which we're going to get drunk and discuss the latest developments in the College Admissions Scandal "Operation Varsity Blues". I don't want your life! Finally it's time for the Stupidest State Championship! Michigan. Florida. One of these two will be crowned our new Top 10 Stupidest State! The champagne is on ice! And we'll cap this season off with a live-ish performance from King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard!

Top 10 Conservative Idiots; Wed at 2:00 PM /shameless self promotion

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1. my mind blended these two cartoon names to produce 'much very good' gobbledygook

GOWER GULCH BANK

CLUTCH CARGO: Mister Abominable

much good gulch clutch