. Caption Trump Photo

[left-of-center2012]

[kimbutgar]

1. The jokes on you suckers!

[mtngirl47]

2. No words for that shit-eating grin n/t

[louis-t]

3. I just shit my pants.

[Solly Mack]

4. Unstable Genes Warning

[Tom_Foolery]

5. Dumbest waiting for Dumb and Dumber. n/t

[Takket]

6. Mommy I made a boom boom!!!

Ivanka: good boy, daddy!

[captain queeg]

7. I'm the bestest president ever! Believe me.

[madamesilverspurs]

8. .

[Cha]

17. XACTLY!

[Captain Zero]

18. "Where's the Teenagers?"

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[Vinca]

9. "Transition to Greatness - Vote Biden!"

[Cha]

19. Awesome!

[rsdsharp]

10. Years ago I saw a phrase in a Seventh Day

Adventist pamphlet stuck in my door that applies:

“Helpless, Hopeless, Blind and Lost, and Knows It Not.”

[Cha]

20. Yep!

[Brainfodder]

11. I've now stolen billions, life is good!

[skip fox]

12. PresiDented Trump is thinking:

"Well, here I am on New Year's day at the kickoff of our campaign, and I've got this licked. The best budget of all times. The lowest unemployment rate of all times. The E.P.A. doesn't have to listen to environment wackos any more. Tax breaks are opening up my donors' wallets. We can suppress the votes in urban areas. And I'll have Lindsay nail Hunter Biden in the Senate. . . . It looks like it's smooth sailing to my second term where I an get rid of the post office, Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid, any federal assistance to blue states, sell of the national parks, put our army out for hire, etc., etc. . . . There's nothing that can stop me now!"

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

13. "I'm not wearing pants."

[Marie Marie]

14. Adderall just kicked in. Whee, I'm flying.

[Jamaal510]

15. "I see you, Ivanka."

[smirkymonkey]

16. Backpfeifengesicht!

"A face badly in need of a fist."

Not really a caption, just the first thought I had when I saw that ugly, smug, disgusting face.

[struggle4progress]

21. "Hey! It's that guy who used to sell over-priced mail-order meat in those infomercials!