VA-GOV: I present to you the next Republican nominee for governor.

[RandySF]

Link to tweet

?s=20

[la-trucker]

1. Fits in with Forrest Trump's army

[CurtEastPoint]

2. What? "Amanda Chase?" that's the name of a drag queen.

[C_U_L8R]

3. Looks like this idiot tried to delete her stupid tweet.

D'oh.

[SoonerPride]

4. Amanda's parents: please don't touch that stove, Amand, it is hot.

Noooooooooo you can't make me!

(touches stove, burns the shit out of her hand)


Owwwwwwwwwww! Why didn't you stop me? You are the worst parents EVER!


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and, scene

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. So trying to avoid spreading or getting a deadly disease is "the liberal agenda"?

Fine. I'll take it. If getting it is part of the conservative agenda, please proceed.

[phylny]

6. Hey, tough gal, I was just tested for covid-19, although I won't get my results for 5-7 days.

I, too, live in Virginia. Wanna come over and hang out without your mask?

[Va Lefty]

7. If you voted for trump, you signed your consent form!

[Cha]

8. FO Brainwashing Gaslit Troll, Chase.

[KWR65]

9. Lunatic Fringe! I know your out there!

The Red Rider Song fits this candidate to a T. The song is on Youtube.com if you are not familiar with it.

[modrepub]

10. I'm looking for "Amada Hold"...anyone? I need "AMANDA HOLD!"

oops sorry, it's AMADA CHASE...hmmm...could be a good Bart Simpson prank on second thought....