Is Jonah Goldberg an actual doughy pantload?

[OilemFirchen]

I don't have evidence, but it sure seems so.

Sometimes a nickname kinda... sticks. Ya know?

[comradebillyboy]

1. Why yes, yes he is a doughty pantload. Nowadays he's a

never-Trump doughty pantload.

[JHB]

2. The guy who mainstreamed "Nazis were actually leftists! Liberals are the REAL fascists!"...

...and was not booted to Mars?

Nixon-dirty-trickster Lucienne's little boy, who wasn't disowned by the Conservative Movement for that bit of ahistorical nonsense, but instead remains one of its "intellectuals"?

That Jonah Goldberg?

Why yes, Jonah Goldberg is a doughy pantload.

And so are the brains of anybody who doesn't treat him like stuff they'd scrape off their shoe.

[FoxNewsSucks]

3. Well, as Lucianne Goldberg's son,

I have to say the pantload didn't fall far from the dough.