Can they tie Trump to that rocket and drop him in space?

[imanamerican63]

Than his space force will get off the ground?

[dalton99a]

1. Send the anus to his planet

Uranus

[Jirel]

2. Nah.

Just dangle him in the rocket exhaust.

[SoonerPride]

3. It's a SpaceX rocket. Not a Saturn V.

Only so much payload it can handle. 😉

[smb]

10. They'd Probably Need A Saturn VI or VII To Lift il Doofus' Bloated Butt nt

[Wounded Bear]

4. I don't think the rocket could handle that payload...

[dameatball]

6. Beat me to it. That thing would never get of the launch pad!!

[Squeaky41]

5. Rocket Man

Slim Pickens could give lessons.

[lpbk2713]

7. It would require a bigger booster to get his ass up off the ground.

But it could be worth it.

[tinrobot]

8. Maybe he could sit beneath it to get a better view of the launch.

I hear hydroxychloroquine helps prevent burns.

[lame54]

9. Lure him in with a promise of getting to wear the helmet

[Totally Tunsie]

11. Just tell him he'll be weightless...He'll go willingly.

[pwb]

12. I hope people thank him for the rocket.....

It is his we know.

[Chainfire]

13. Not a good idea

His body would remain perfectly preserved for thousands of years. I don't want an orange buffoon moon.

[doc03]

14. It couldn't carry his fat ass nt

[Blue Owl]

15. He's a piece of space junk

n/t

[Sancho]

16. Put MF45 in a Tesla and launch him to the moon....

...if he thought there were girls, golf, and grift on old Luna, he'd be there voluntarily in a nanosecond.

[Mendocino]

17. There is a weight limit

for astronauts; 209 pounds.