Breaking - shitshow in the Rose Garden coming up

[malaise]

supposedly in an hour.

[BannonsLiver]

1. Just what we need

[Hortensis]

2. Thanks. I'll set it to record in case he puts on a good show. nt

[MoonRiver]

3. Hopefully the moment he snaps, on camera!

After all, he's courting being banned by Twitter, his security blanket!

[Celerity]

6. I hope he strokes out on live global telly.

Trump dying from a stroke, or heart attack, or any other natural cause (hell, an Adderall OD) would be the best thing for the entire planet. We are plummeting towards the abyss.

[mahina]

4. I should probably re-grout the bathtub. Also a trashcan needs cleaning

There are an infinite number of things that I would rather do than listen to that man this morning including have a root canal done on a perfectly good tooth.

F...orget that guy m
But if you can stomach him, more power to you. Big love coming. Listen for the signal and tune out the noise.

Big love to you malaise

[marlakay]

5. I will be waiting to see which networks cover it

After what he said on Twitter no news should cover him, radio silence is needed.

[PCIntern]

7. Which reminds me,

I REALLY REALLY NEED to go potty.

[malaise]

10. Poo Poo!

The timing of the arrest is highly suspicious given the Cops for the Con group in Minnesota.

[Leghorn21]

8. Place yer bets, ladies and germs!! He's only 9 minutes late right now...

Put me down for 3 bucks on “18 minutes late”, cuz what do I have to lose??

[malaise]

11. I say at least 30 minutes late

He has no respect for time - first sign of a loser.

[Leghorn21]

16. Okay, looks like I'll be sending you 3 clams, mal, I'm out of the running

I think he thinks he's "worth waiting for"...NOPE. Not now, not ever

MEGA MAGA L O S E R

[malaise]

17. I'll be watching because I know he plans to milk the

lynching of George Floyd

[malaise]

18. Could be an hour

Shit hounds must be making up the shitshow script

[hunter]

9. If I was God I'd open a sinkhole to hell beneath his feet...

... and close it right back up again accompanied by the sound of a flushing toilet.

[malaise]

13. Well there is lightning not too far away

[malaise]

19. He is screaming like this

By the way Hong Kong is semi-autonomous not autonomous.
He is lying about a million deaths world wide.

[albacore]

12. I am SO glad some poor, brave DUer will watch and give us a play-by-play... the "Low-lights"...

...cuz I can't stand to hear his voice. Or see his ugly mug.

[malaise]

21. He just cut off US relations with WHO

This is pure bullshit - most of the persons who spread the virus came from Europe to the US

[HipChick]

14. Not going to be able to watch..

Hopefully someone can provide cliff notes..

[malaise]

15. We'll try

[IcyPeas]

20. geez China

he said malfeasance. no way he wrote this one either.

[malaise]

25. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Watch the stock market tumble

[demmiblue]

22. Ugh... severing ties from the WHO.

Asshole.

[highplainsdem]

23. More whining about China and blaming Obama.

[jmg257]

24. Cutting off funding for WHO.

[malaise]

26. He should read the treaty of 1984 re Hong Kong

Why is he shouting like this

[spanone]

27. Blaming it all on Obama and China....FUCK THIS 'MAN'

[malaise]

31. Not a word on the pandemic, the lynching in Minnesota

or anything but China.
Big fucking mistake = he has to go.
I'm off to watch the Dow

[IcyPeas]

28. I just want to get to the questions today

hoping, once again, the reporters ask him good questions.

I saw mnuchin there, who else is there today? any masks? any social distancing.

[essme]

29. Not going to take any pesky questions today

eh

[malaise]

33. I can't think f another president who would not say something about Minnesota

He is beyond vile

[essme]

34. He can't face it

He is worse than vile.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

30. Hong Kong a "bashun of liberty"

[Leghorn21]

32. Way to be revelant, dipshit

SAD!

[IcyPeas]

35. what's the point of that?

he could've tweeted that.

what's with all the entourage he brings out to the rose garden with him? all show.

[malaise]

36. Presidency by film reel

It's all a shitshow