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Fri May 29, 2020, 07:33 PM

Where the fuck is Trump?

Coward!

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Reply Where the fuck is Trump? (Original post)
Solomon May 2020 OP
marlakay May 2020 #1
IllinoisBirdWatcher May 2020 #8
I_UndergroundPanther May 2020 #2
Jamastiene May 2020 #5
Jamastiene May 2020 #3
paleotn May 2020 #4
llmart May 2020 #19
paleotn May 2020 #20
whistler162 May 2020 #29
Iliyah May 2020 #6
Solomon May 2020 #7
live love laugh May 2020 #9
Blue Owl May 2020 #10
BigDemVoter May 2020 #11
kskiska May 2020 #18
Miigwech May 2020 #12
Solomon May 2020 #13
GoCubsGo May 2020 #14
stillcool May 2020 #15
Maven May 2020 #16
Arazi May 2020 #17
Ferrets are Cool May 2020 #21
Elwood P Dowd May 2020 #22
Kid Berwyn May 2020 #30
Captain Zero May 2020 #23
imanamerican63 May 2020 #24
blitzen May 2020 #25
Solomon May 2020 #26
soothsayer May 2020 #27
Wounded Bear May 2020 #28

Response to Solomon (Original post)

Fri May 29, 2020, 07:39 PM

1. Locked in WH

Another thread up says secret service scared of protest in front of wh.

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Response to marlakay (Reply #1)

Fri May 29, 2020, 07:51 PM

8. In the bunker. n/t

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Response to Solomon (Original post)

Fri May 29, 2020, 07:40 PM

2. Hiding in the bathroom

Compusively flushing the toilet as he can't stop shitting, Chugging diet soda and wiping his greasy KFC fingers on the wall, blubbering as the orange makeup forms streaks of white on his petulant tantruming cowardly face.

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Response to I_UndergroundPanther (Reply #2)

Fri May 29, 2020, 07:41 PM

5. If I was someone who could afford to fund authors,

whether for books or screenplays, I'd hire you. That sounds perfect.

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Response to Solomon (Original post)

Fri May 29, 2020, 07:40 PM

3. Hiding like the orange coward he is.

He ran his mouth on Twitter and encouraged LEO to shoot American citizens for protesting injustice. He finally pissed enough people off that they decided to pay him a visit to ask him why. He is hiding like all dictators do when the gig is up and people have had enough of their authoritarian BS.

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Response to Solomon (Original post)

Fri May 29, 2020, 07:40 PM

4. Hiding under a bed in the residence.

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Response to paleotn (Reply #4)

Fri May 29, 2020, 08:36 PM

19. Oh, come on now...

do you really think that lardass could fit under a bed?

He's pulling a "Nixon" and blubbering to himself in a corner somewhere. He'll need a change of Depends that's for sure.

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Response to llmart (Reply #19)

Fri May 29, 2020, 08:38 PM

20. Thought about that....

And I thought, well, if it's really high bed and he's motivated enough, he might just do it.

But your's is probably closer to reality.

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Response to llmart (Reply #19)

Sat May 30, 2020, 09:16 AM

29. The bed in the Lincoln bedroom

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Response to Solomon (Original post)

Fri May 29, 2020, 07:45 PM

6. There are journalists still there at the WH . .

during the lockdown. Would like to hear from them via e-mail, text, tweet, or other social media.

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Response to Iliyah (Reply #6)

Fri May 29, 2020, 07:50 PM

7. Just when you thought there couldn't possibly be another book about what goes on

behind closed doors, I'd like to be a fly on the wall and see the fucker now.

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Response to Solomon (Original post)

Fri May 29, 2020, 07:54 PM

9. Strategizing with his idiot inner circle how to fuck America nt

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Response to Solomon (Original post)

Fri May 29, 2020, 07:54 PM

10. Two words: Gold Toilet

n/t

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Response to Solomon (Original post)

Fri May 29, 2020, 07:59 PM

11. Geting peed on by Malaria?

Stufffing his pie hole with fast food?
Grabbing Kellyanne Conway or Kayle McEnany by the pussy?
Stroking his emotional support hog, Bill Barr?
Tweeting more bullshit?

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Response to BigDemVoter (Reply #11)

Fri May 29, 2020, 08:28 PM

18. She must be in Maryland with Barron

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Response to Solomon (Original post)

Fri May 29, 2020, 08:03 PM

12. He wants his binkey, with a dusting of adderall

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Response to Solomon (Original post)

Fri May 29, 2020, 08:08 PM

13. White people fucking up his race war. I love it!

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Response to Solomon (Original post)

Fri May 29, 2020, 08:19 PM

14. In his hidey hole, stuffing his gob with KFC.

He's got to be stress-eating himself into a coma at this point

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Response to Solomon (Original post)

Fri May 29, 2020, 08:20 PM

15. wherever he is, he should stay there..

he can only make things worse.

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Response to Solomon (Original post)

Fri May 29, 2020, 08:24 PM

16. Planning his next act of stochastic terrorism. nt

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Response to Solomon (Original post)

Fri May 29, 2020, 08:26 PM

17. If we're lucky his med team shot him with a tranquilizer gun and he's out for the next 24 hours

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Response to Solomon (Original post)

Fri May 29, 2020, 08:43 PM

21. I hope he is hiding under his desk.

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Response to Solomon (Original post)

Fri May 29, 2020, 09:09 PM

22. There was a surprise visitor to the White House tonight that has him busy.

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Response to Elwood P Dowd (Reply #22)

Sat May 30, 2020, 10:19 AM

30. There he is!

Only real work Trump’s ever done.

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Response to Solomon (Original post)

Fri May 29, 2020, 09:11 PM

23. No One Expects the French Revolution.

nt

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Response to Solomon (Original post)

Fri May 29, 2020, 09:16 PM

24. Drinking bleach and eating Chloroquine?

Who cares, as long as he isn’t seen or heard from!

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Response to Solomon (Original post)

Fri May 29, 2020, 09:28 PM

25. Watching TV, snorting Sudafed, and trying to find his phone. n/t

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Response to blitzen (Reply #25)

Fri May 29, 2020, 10:29 PM

26. Shouldn't he be out there making a statement to try and heal America?

I mean, where is he? He came out for Charlottesville. Called them very nice people.

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Response to Solomon (Original post)

Sat May 30, 2020, 09:09 AM

27. Tweeting about the "most vicious dogs"

... and “most ominous weapons” that would greet protesters if they reached the White House. And complaining that the mayor wouldn’t help by sending police.

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Response to Solomon (Original post)

Sat May 30, 2020, 09:11 AM

28. Probably playing golf...

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