Where the fuck is Trump?

[Solomon]

Coward!

[marlakay]

1. Locked in WH

Another thread up says secret service scared of protest in front of wh.

[IllinoisBirdWatcher]

8. In the bunker. n/t

[I_UndergroundPanther]

2. Hiding in the bathroom

Compusively flushing the toilet as he can't stop shitting, Chugging diet soda and wiping his greasy KFC fingers on the wall, blubbering as the orange makeup forms streaks of white on his petulant tantruming cowardly face.

[Jamastiene]

5. If I was someone who could afford to fund authors,

whether for books or screenplays, I'd hire you. That sounds perfect.

[Jamastiene]

3. Hiding like the orange coward he is.

He ran his mouth on Twitter and encouraged LEO to shoot American citizens for protesting injustice. He finally pissed enough people off that they decided to pay him a visit to ask him why. He is hiding like all dictators do when the gig is up and people have had enough of their authoritarian BS.

[paleotn]

4. Hiding under a bed in the residence.

[llmart]

19. Oh, come on now...

do you really think that lardass could fit under a bed?

He's pulling a "Nixon" and blubbering to himself in a corner somewhere. He'll need a change of Depends that's for sure.

[paleotn]

20. Thought about that....

And I thought, well, if it's really high bed and he's motivated enough, he might just do it.

But your's is probably closer to reality.

[whistler162]

29. The bed in the Lincoln bedroom

[Iliyah]

6. There are journalists still there at the WH . .

during the lockdown. Would like to hear from them via e-mail, text, tweet, or other social media.

[Solomon]

7. Just when you thought there couldn't possibly be another book about what goes on

behind closed doors, I'd like to be a fly on the wall and see the fucker now.

[live love laugh]

9. Strategizing with his idiot inner circle how to fuck America nt

[Blue Owl]

10. Two words: Gold Toilet

n/t

[BigDemVoter]

11. Geting peed on by Malaria?

Stufffing his pie hole with fast food?
Grabbing Kellyanne Conway or Kayle McEnany by the pussy?
Stroking his emotional support hog, Bill Barr?
Tweeting more bullshit?

[kskiska]

18. She must be in Maryland with Barron

[Miigwech]

12. He wants his binkey, with a dusting of adderall

[Solomon]

13. White people fucking up his race war. I love it!

[GoCubsGo]

14. In his hidey hole, stuffing his gob with KFC.

He's got to be stress-eating himself into a coma at this point

[stillcool]

15. wherever he is, he should stay there..

he can only make things worse.

[Maven]

16. Planning his next act of stochastic terrorism. nt

[Arazi]

17. If we're lucky his med team shot him with a tranquilizer gun and he's out for the next 24 hours

[Ferrets are Cool]

21. I hope he is hiding under his desk.

[Elwood P Dowd]

22. There was a surprise visitor to the White House tonight that has him busy.

?1532407347

[Kid Berwyn]

30. There he is!

Only real work Trump’s ever done.

[Captain Zero]

23. No One Expects the French Revolution.

nt

[imanamerican63]

24. Drinking bleach and eating Chloroquine?

Who cares, as long as he isn’t seen or heard from!

[blitzen]

25. Watching TV, snorting Sudafed, and trying to find his phone. n/t

[Solomon]

26. Shouldn't he be out there making a statement to try and heal America?

I mean, where is he? He came out for Charlottesville. Called them very nice people.

[soothsayer]

27. Tweeting about the "most vicious dogs"

... and “most ominous weapons” that would greet protesters if they reached the White House. And complaining that the mayor wouldn’t help by sending police.

[Wounded Bear]

28. Probably playing golf...