"Maybe you should have paid attention in math class." . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented Trump is saying: "Listen, it's like Florida's governor says, Governor DeSantis, a really great guy, and an awesome governor, he says we've counting tens of thousands ordinary flu and pneumonia deaths as Covid deaths . . . And Democrats have been encouraging that because they want me to lose. . . . So like there's really been less than 200 Covid deaths, . . . but of course you in the fake news media will never report that, will you?"


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Above CAPTION based on a Tampa Bay Times item speculating on DeSantis's radical undercount:

https://www.tampabay.com/news/health/2020/05/29/theres-a-new-theory-about-florida-coronavirus-and-pneumonia-deaths-read-this-first/

[louis-t]

1. God, I hope he gets the virus.

[Doodley]

2. "So I met this girl with Jeffrey Epstein and she said she'd never seen a mushroom this big before."

[Doodley]

3. "You see, if I hold my hands closer to the camera, they aren't so small, are they?"

[underpants]

4. That was close. For a while there people were actually listening to scientists

It’s okay now. We got them off the air.

[Chainfire]

5. How does this make any kind of sense

Florida has a Republican Governor, a Republican House, a Republican Senate, Republican appointed Supreme court and has had for over a decade, yet the Democrats are over-reporting Covid deaths. It is far more likely that thousands of Covid related deaths have been reported as Pneumonia, instead of Covid.

To accept Trump's suggestion would be to say that although the Republicans hold all of the power of state government, that the crooked Democrats control the message. How is that supposed to work? Why don't the Republicans just take it the final step and say that all deaths are caused by heart failure, therefore Covid has killed no one, which would make more sense then the present argument.

[skip fox]

6. Caution. CAPTIONing at DU has traditionally been a creative sport,

butt we try to channel our subjects mendacities, crudities., stupidities, etc., or, as here, asic decepotive nature.


So no, Trump didn't actually say this. Maybe he hasn't thought of it yet.