The perfect reply to an Ivanka tweet

[Siwsan]

[jpak]

1. Bwahahaha@!!!@@@212211!!

[montanacowboy]

2. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

n/t

[leftieNanner]

3. What a Vapid Sanctimonious Bitch!

She thinks she's really something, doesn't she?

[Scarsdale]

22. Many of us have cried and prayed

ever since her repulsive father ran for the WH. Crickets! Go spend your ill gotten gains, Wanky.

[mnmoderatedem]

4. Hey look! She quoted "Two Kings"

[Rhiannon12866]

6. Is that anything like 2 Corinthians??

[BobsYourUncle]

20. Don't two kings beat two corinthians? NT

[wnylib]

28. Only if you have 3 Johns to make a full house.

[Mickju]

39. LOL!

[sheshe2]

49. I thought it might be a flush.

[wnylib]

53. It's been a long time since

I've played poker, but isn't the combination of 3 of one kind with 2 of another a full house? The 2 books of Kings from the OT and the 3 books of John (NOT the gospel John) from the NT makes a full house.

I believe a flush is 5 of the same suit.

[sheshe2]

54. I don't play poker. I had to look it up.

A flush is a five-card hand where all cards are all of the same suit. The strength of a flush is determined by its highest card. If two players both have a flush with the same high card, the second highest card is checked (and so on).
Flush - Poker Definition | 888poker

www.888poker.com/magazine/poker-terms/flush

I was actually thinking about don flushing the toilets mentioned in the post I responded to.

[wnylib]

55. OK. Wasn't clear to me in the context of poker

references that I was responding to, e.g. 2 Kings beating.out 2 Corinthians.

[ananda]

61. Right down the toilet!

nt

[Harker]

52. What about Corinthian kings?

You'd need a pair of pharaohs or better.

[Grasswire2]

58. hahahaha

Hey, Bob's MY uncle.

[malaise]

40. You win the thread

[mr_lebowski]

9. That is at least the proper way to make the citation in writing ...

So, at least she got the most basic shit right ...

[Solomon]

5. What the fuck is she tweeting about?

Is she going to heal George Floyd?

[Cha]

7. I couldn't have asked for better. TY Siwsan

[gristy]

8. I laughed and laughed when I clicked on this

LOL!

[RVN VET71]

31. Me too.

Sooooo appropriate, so perfect. I only pray the good lord makes sure darling Ivanka sees this.

[Solly Mack]

10. Does that healing come after the vicious dogs and ominous weapons?

Truly. Go fuck yourself.

[essme]

12. Jesus Christ would have

allowed her to wash his feet.

I am not Jesus--- she can fuck right off. Can't wait to never hear that name again.

[crickets]

11. Thank you, Tony. I needed that laugh. 😂

[no_hypocrisy]

13. Nothing fails like prayer.

Got that one from The Freedom From Religion Foundation.

[world wide wally]

14. More importantly, what did your daddy say?

[TheRickles]

15. I thought she converted to Judaism. n/t

[murielm99]

16. Well, that is the Old Testament.

[TheRickles]

17. Whoops, my bad. I thought it was the NT. Thanks, mm99.

[Pacifist Patriot]

23. Understandable

The God of the OT is pretty vicious at times. This version of God has a decidedly NT feel to it.

[live love laugh]

18. Or let daddy do it. Again. nt

[demtenjeep]

19. OH and it is SECOND KINGS

people who grew up in church can tell those that didn't

[Vinca]

21. That's perfect. I needed a laugh.

[edbermac]

24. Another perfect reply.

Link to tweet

[TNNurse]

25. I saw another response which I preferred.

"Shut-and I cannot stress this enough-the entire fuck up"

Sorry I did not get the name of the one who posted it.

It is my new go to phrase.

[ecstatic]

43. Lol! nt

[Control-Z]

66. Love love love this! eom

[Scarsdale]

26. The tRump "kids" are as

dumb as their father. Every time one of them tweets, people jump all over them, yet they STILL do it. Not a decent brain among them all. STUPID, entitled, brain-dead, self-important flotsam.

[RVN VET71]

36. You're right:

but they also hold positions of power and influence. They are stupid. They are ignorant of the human condition. They are as callous and heartless as their alleged father.

And they have power.

Come November, we all gotta vote the barstids out, way out, off the planet out. And their little GOP Senate dogs too.

[StarryNite]

27. Pandering to the evangelical right.

[Marrah_Goodman]

29. Bwahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

[AllaN01Bear]

30. ding.

[ItsjustMe]

32. 1 Tim. 2:12

How does Ivanka feel about Timothy 2:12

“I do not permit a woman to teach or have authority over a man; she must be silent”

[Collimator]

37. She doesn't have to feel anything about it.

It's a New Testament verse and as a registered Jewish person she can ignore it.

Now, Paula White, Trump's "spiritual advisor", might want to give some thought to it.

[Retrograde]

33. Ivanka, dear - it is better

to turn off your phone and be thought an idiot that to tweet out some sanctimonious smarm and remove all doubt.

[liberaltrucker]

38. Abe Lincoln 2020 version

[llmart]

34. That is so perfect!

Thanks for the funniest post of the day!

She has a lot of nerve posting stuff like this while she and hubby are stuffing their coffers with taxpayers' money.

Yeah, so I second that "fuck you" to Iwanka.

[Evolve Dammit]

35. Great response to a clueless, entitled money grubber.

[DENVERPOPS]

41. Once again

I can not possibly respond to her comment without getting censored and PERMANENTLY banned from DU, regardless of how right on my comments and descriptions of her would be..............

[AC_Mem]

42. Tony wins the internet

awesome reply!

[jayddrew]

44. The sociopathic apple doesn't fall far from the psychopathic tree.

[gratuitous]

45. I guess it's up to the Lord, then

Because Daddy Dearest sure as shit hasn't heard any prayers, seen any tears, and isn't doing anything to heal the nation. As I recall, the Hebrew Testament exacts some harsh judgments on the Israel's kings that failed to lead.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

46. Thoughts & Prayes have been tried before. They didn't heal USA then & they won't now. . . . nt

[NCjack]

64. Folks, we are well beyond prayer.

[Penn Voter]

47. That response

made my day!

[xxqqqzme]

48. Is she repeating

a prayer for herself?

But then healing any one from the criminal clan is a heavy lift.

[Alex4Martinez]

50. So very well crafted, I'm impressed by how it strikes just the perfect tone.

Sublime in its simplicity.

[Salviati]

51. Ah, the Book of Tony...

No bullshit in that one.

[wolfie001]

56. Well, I had to rec that!

[czarjak]

57. Nothing beats the babble!

[Hekate]

59. Stifle, Ivanka

[WhiteTara]

60. Dadgum! That was the reply I wanted to give

and with a callous, drink bleach. But I erased the tweet instead.

[Mazeltov Cocktail]

62. Pretty pious shit coming from someone who regularly

loots and steals ( and lies and cheats ad nauseum).
I was raised Catholic and we used to call women like Ivanka pious cu.... nevermind....

[Crowman2009]

63. Funny how they cherry pick verses and conveniently leave out....

...that no healing occurred after that verse was said back in the day it was said. I think the verses referring to the numerous corrupt kings in Israel and their demise are more fitting to this administration.

[Ellen Forradalom]

65. Another good one from a friend:

"Anyone that has had Donald Trump's penis in their mouth as many times as she has should not be throwing out bible quotes like penny candy at a Christmas parade."

[Buckeye_Democrat]

67. Read scripture in the bunker, Eva Braun. nt

[yuiyoshida]

68. Wow...

Right on...