Tweet from Samuel L. Jackson mocking BunkerBoy's fake bravery

[Pluvious]

Lmao !

Link to tweet

[KS Toronado]

1. Where those Teenage Secret Service Ninjas?

[jaxexpat]

6. Well, there is that mutant turtle.

Could be something happening here.

[lunatica]

2. LOL! He sure has a way with words!

I get this image of limpness!

[bucolic_frolic]

3. Somewhere there is a talented musician furiously scribbling the ballad

"I got bone spurs in the bunker!"

[Ford_Prefect]

4. Dude! The Mutha shut off the lights at the White House. Lame! Lame! Lame!

Totally Uncool!

[Grokenstein]

5. I really want to see how SNL lights this up.

Straight-up "Inside the Bunker" sketch, with Don-Don cowering wet in the corner while Melanoma threatens to go back home to Russia and Joonyer and Ewik run to and fro, shrieking in terror?

SamJack performing a variant of his infamous lullaby: "Go the fuck to Hell?"

A Rambo parody, as a half-naked, heavily-armed and oiled-up Don-Don prepares to go out there on his golf cart and kick the protesters' asses, only to be halted at the last second by his bone spurs and the weather forecast?

It might be a bit elaborate, but I'd like to see a Trumpified version of "An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge," in which the protesters are eliminated, half of America is lined up and shot, entire cities are burned to ash and Don-Don coasts to easy victory, declaring himself Emperor of the World as a sea of redhats cheers--and then he reaches the end of the rope.