With apologies to Elton John and those with issues about knit pink hats

[PurgedVoter]

Here is the original song Rocket Man with lyrics

Here are the tampered with lyrics

SS packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour nine PM
And I'm gonna be low in a bunker by then
I love money so much I miss my rallies
It's lonely in a bunker
On such a timeless night
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
'Till emergence brings me round again to find
I'm not the man my base thinks at home
Oh no no no I'm a P*ssy man
P*ssy man burning out his fuse down here alone
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
'Till tweet outs brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a P*ssy man
P*ssy man burning out his fuse down here alone
Politics ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell
And all of them are monsters as if that mattered
And all this science I don't understand
It's just my job an hour a week
A P*ssy man, a P*ssy man
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
'Till emergence brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a P*ssy man
P*ssy man burning out his fuse down here alone
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
'Till emergence brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a P*ssy man
P*ssy man burning out his fuse down here alone
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time