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Mon Jun 1, 2020, 03:36 PM

Toadstool's Choice (TheOnion)

https://www.theonion.com/let-them-have-eric-screams-trump-while-pushing-son-t-1843831345

WASHINGTON—In an effort to placate the protesters gathered outside, President Donald Trump reportedly screamed, “Let them have Eric!” Monday as he pushed his son through the door of a White House bunker. “Please, you can take Eric, just leave me alone,” said the commander in chief, shoving his third-born son through the bulletproof, double-reinforced door of the White House panic room, repeatedly smashing Eric Trump’s fingers with a large wrench to loosen their grip on the frame. “Tear him apart, do whatever you want with him. I’m sorry, son, but this sacrifice is for the greater good!” After learning that the protesters remained a quarter mile away and were completely separated from the structure by hundreds of Secret Service agents, Trump then threw out Don Jr. as well.

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Grokenstein Jun 2020 OP
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smirkymonkey Jun 2020 #3
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Response to Grokenstein (Original post)

Mon Jun 1, 2020, 03:50 PM

1. Melania and Baron, too, if they are there.

Leaving only ThePrecious and the Toad.

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Response to Grokenstein (Original post)

Mon Jun 1, 2020, 03:54 PM

2. In unison, the crowd asked Eric for Gary Busey's autograph.

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Response to Grokenstein (Original post)

Mon Jun 1, 2020, 04:03 PM

3. Ok, I actually LOL'd at this one, because I could so see this happening.

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Response to Grokenstein (Original post)

Mon Jun 1, 2020, 04:08 PM

4. Not acceptable, you created Eric too, I hold you responsible!

Now eat that cyanide you trapped POS no excusing low life scumbag asshole walking dick move lard ass having stupid jackass horrid monster!

I can't breathe!

...and I probably won't again until all of the McShits are locked up?

Clean up AISLE #45, sorry Joe!


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