Trump holding a bible is like...

[Cattledog]

finish this sentence.

[lambchopp59]

1. A nun on her honeymoon? Every bit as lost.

OMG don't tell me he's sustained 3rd degree burns on his hands. How will he tweet all that hateful shit now?

[madamesilverspurs]

2. Trump holding a bible is like

Trump dry-humping the flag.

Both induce mass gagging.


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[TheCowsCameHome]

3. Screwing to promote virginity.

[Gothmog]

4. This how you hold a Bible if you've never held a Bible or a book before.

Link to tweet

[IADEMO2004]

5. The Pope giving away free condoms.

[Brainfodder]

6. the pope watching porn.

[Bev54]

7. Is like grabbing a Nun by the pussy

[redstatebluegirl]

8. I'm surprised it didn't burst into flames.

[rzemanfl]

9. Stormy Daniels writing him a love letter. n/t

[lame54]

10. Trump holding a dictionary

[punchergirl]

11. Trump holding a bible is like. . . .

a chimpanzee holding a calculus book

[JHB]

12. The prissiest person you know...

... which also happens to be Trump, holding a garden slug.