So, why didn't Trump open the Bible while taking the photo op?

[imanamerican63]

Was he afraid of ______?

I think he is afraid that he will be told to read a scripture from the Bible & would be embraced that he can’t read it without messing up?

[Newest Reality]

1. If he did...

If he did open it, he would burst into flames.

[Siwsan]

2. It was probably the Necronomicon with a false cover

That's the only explanation that makes sense to me.

[pwb]

3. big words?

.

[milestogo]

4. There's no pictures in that book.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

5. He would have read a verse but.....

the staff couldn't find any attributed to Republican Jesus ( aka Je$u$ )..........

Just a lot of stuff written by some brown-skinned guys.

[CurtEastPoint]

6. He couldn't find Two Corinthians

[JHB]

9. They'd wisely walked into a bar, and were unavailable.

[Javaman]

7. wait, you are asking the orange asshole actually open a book?

let alone a bible?

[sarisataka]

8. He wants the first time to be special nt

[TheCowsCameHome]

10. No illustrated instructions on the cover.

[Glorfindel]

11. The lollipop he keeps in there in case of emergency

would have fallen out.

[NotASurfer]

12. Rev. Armageddon T. Thunderbird?

I think I'm remembering an Andy Kaufman movie, toward the end he's holding a flaming Bible and leading the congregation in chanting "seek, and ye shall have" which morphs into chanting "sieg heil?"

Been a long time since I've seen that movie, might be remembering that sideways

[Goodheart]

13. If he were a true believer he would never have held up that Bible

for fear of being struck by a lightning bolt.