Trump just said he was in the bunker "a tiny short little period" in order to do "an inspection"

[Mrs. Overall]

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Kaitlan Collins
@kaitlancollins

President Trump tells Brian Kilmeade it was a false report that he was taken to the underground bunker amid protests, though he confirms he did go to the bunker. He says he went in the day and it was "more for an inspection." "I was there for a tiny, short little period of time."

[Iliyah]

1. He and his cult 98.6% of the time never, ever . . .

tell the truth.

[Cracklin Charlie]

2. Bunker reporting stung his ego.

It’s been several days now, and it still stings.

More “bunker president” stories, please!

[lark]

3. No, It wasn't hiding in the dark corner crying and wetting itself!

It was testing out the facilities and missed on purpose to see if the cleaners would get it.

Edit - grr, too many typos today

[lagomorph777]

32. Inspecting his tiny, short little dick, while in the fetal position.

[lark]

37. Bet he was just trying to find it, but unfortunately he was a failure at that as well.

[helpisontheway]

43. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂nt

[helpisontheway]

42. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣nt

[Ohiogal]

4. STFU Donnie.

Nobody believes your lies.

[riversedge]

5. gawd. Trump just makes stuff as he talks.

[chia]

6. "tiny, short, little..."

[fleur-de-lisa]

44. He was talking about his "mushroom."

[tanyev]

7. LOL, an inspection.

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[kentuck]

8. That's a good one!

[Cha]

9. lol Fucking Liar is on the Defensive

[Demsrule86]

38. Yes he is Cha- lying; here in Cleveland. It has been pretty tricky...rioting two block from where my

daughter lives but she is fine. Also there are so many peaceful protests, it makes me proud of my country and the crowds are diverse and young. There is real fear and much food insecurity here. Fear and anger at the institutional unfairness in society causes the looting IMHO. All my kids went out and protested...except for the preggers daughter in law and son...Cha I am going to be a Grandma! hubs and I will go somewhere on Saturday to show our support. My sis in law's nursing home has Covid...all residents were tested yesterday...so much darkness. But I see a light now...I believe everything will change. It has begun and we are seeing the beginning of a new and better tomorrow...stay safe Cha!

[Cha]

45. Congratulations on your soon to be

Grandma status, Dems!

I hope All in your sis in law's nursing home get well.. that must be so hard when you're older like that. I should talk!

I like your optimism.. it's comforting!

StaySafe as you venture out to support the Protests for George Floyd~!

[Demsrule86]

51. Other than grocery stores and a quick run to Tuesday morning for a cookie sheet, I have

been home since March...but I feel I have to show my support. I will be masked and hope for the best.

[uponit7771]

10. LOL, " I just wanted to look at the bunker and see the food" ... he's a con man and millions fall...

... for his crap !!!

[greenjar_01]

25. That actually would have been more believable

[handmade34]

11. what a pathetic, insecure, little man

[Walleye]

12. Inspection of his yellow belly?

[Solly Mack]

13. So, Esper was investigating a toilet and Trump was

investigating a bunker.

LMAO.

[Evergreen Emerald]

53. that looks like a slogan for a t-shirt!

Including LMAO.

[Solly Mack]

55. Bunker Baby Inspections and Crapper Solutions

[soothsayer]

14. Inspecting the bathroom with Esper?

Nice try, coward!

[mahatmakanejeeves]

15. He might have been inspecting something tiny and short, but it wasn't his bunker. NT

[Mrs. Overall]

17. Best response ever.

Perfect!

[dalton99a]

16. Tiny short little was confirmed by Stormy Daniels

[magicarpet]

28. Was it shaped like a mini mushroom ?

[dalton99a]

31. Here:

[backscatter712]

35. Ah, Princess Choadstool hid in the dungeon of his castle.

[Takket]

18. LOL and 40% of the country will believe this

[ARPad95]

19. Many people have told him mushrooms grow in the dark...

so this is code for he went to the bunker to inspect his mushroom (singular) and, drats, it's still "a tiny, short little period."

[llmart]

20. How pathetic of an excuse is that?

It sounds like the sort of thing a four-year old would come up with when caught with their hand in the cookie jar.

Furthermore, what the heck is "tiny, short, little period of time"? His vocabulary is that of a two-year old.

[SledDriver]

24. This, exactly

[uponit7771]

52. +1, since he doesn't have to answer to anyone he doesn't think through his lies. Trump can get anyon

... anyone to inspect a bunker he didn't need to do it personally.

Only dumb asses would take that excuse in

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

21. That's what Hitler said when the Russians were advancing on Berlin.

"I was just inspecting the bunker; I wasn't hiding! I wasn't!"

[greenjar_01]

22. Translation: There are definitely pictures of him being taken to the bunker or in it

Fucking bozo.

How long are his cult-fans going to continue to allow him to humiliate them in this way?

[mshasta]

23. give it a rest!

that ship has sailed

[Demsrule86]

26. Bunker Bitch needs to visit the Wizard of Oz for some courage, brains and a heart.

He needs the trifecta.

[karin_sj]

27. Scared little Bunker Bitch

... lying once again.

[Maraya1969]

29. An inspection. So that's why they turned all the lights out?

[MineralMan]

30. "I AM NOT EITHER A COWARD!" - Donald J. Trump

Says the man who tweets insanely in the middle of the night while sitting on the toilet.

[backscatter712]

33. ROFL! He's never going to live down the nickname Bunker Bitch!

[Pacifist Patriot]

34. Translation: I was cowering like the narcissistic asshole I am.

[lindysalsagal]

36. First in were his tiny little hands, then his tiny little brain, then his tiny little

....wait.....it's gotta be here, somewhere.....

[gratuitous]

39. Gonna go with that, huh?

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[packman]

40. A tiny, itsybits minute- That's all-

And he was appalled at the lack of gold gilt on the toilets.

[smirkymonkey]

41. You sniveling coward! Nobody believes your pathetic lies anymore.

You were down there because you were scared shitless. You are so obvious. It has come to the point where people can read you like a book. That little stunt with the bible and the church didn't fool anybody either.

[bullwinkle428]

46. OMG...the whole "Bunker Bitch" thing is tearing him apart!

He loves being hated and feared, but he absolutely cannot handle being mocked!

[uponit7771]

54. +1, this is what Biden should do consummately while in person with him. Mock him with disdain

[Firestorm49]

47. Spoken like the true idiot that he is, but......his dumb ass base buys into it. Morons!

[colsohlibgal]

48. Just A Serial Liar Lying

He lies constantly.

[bamagal62]

49. Tiny little hands in a tiny little bunker.

[soothsayer]

56. Aha, oh no, don't let the rain come down

Wait, that’s the other one about Drumpf — the crooked little man in his crooked little house.

[demtenjeep]

50. Sure ....

...we believe you...

[Blue Owl]

57. He left the bunker beautifully...

Like a piece of shit gliding through a rectum...