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Atticus

(15,124 posts)
Thu Jun 4, 2020, 12:50 PM Jun 2020

Dear Mr. Trump, sir: We were all real happy out here in Red Murika to hear that you

have built your wall around your WHITE House! Now those un-American thugs with their embarrassing signs will not be able to disrupt the important work you're doing for us 24/7.

Could I be so bold as to offer a suggestion? In addition to the stone towers which I am sure are already on your drawing board, why not dig a deep moat just outside your wall all the way round the WHITE House? We all know you have "drained the swamp" in DC so why not put all those evicted alligators to good use?

Put 'em in the moat, sir!

Once installed, the gators wouldn't cost a cent to maintain because you could just feed 'em all the libtards they can eat! That's quite a "two fer", isn't it, sir?

Well, got to go now. There's a militia meeting tonight and it's my turn to bring the Biden silhouette targets.

MAGA, sir!

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Dear Mr. Trump, sir: We were all real happy out here in Red Murika to hear that you (Original Post) Atticus Jun 2020 OP
It's hard to tell what's satire any more SledDriver Jun 2020 #1

SledDriver

(2,059 posts)
1. It's hard to tell what's satire any more
Thu Jun 4, 2020, 12:57 PM
Jun 2020

I know this is, but it is believable that is what his cultists think.

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