Trumps Fascist Army Recruitment Ad Be like...

[Soph0571]

Link to tweet

Days after tear-gassing and shooting rubber bullets to peaceful Americans, Dictator Trump is now recruiting people for the “Trump Army,” in order to “fight off the Liberal MOB.”

Trump Army? The five time draft dodger??

I just threw up in my mouth.

At this point the President of the United States is a domestic terrorist.

[C_U_L8R]

1. Are you an out of work mall cop? Do you like hamberders?

Get out of your mom's basement and join the magat mercs. It's all you can eat. You get nifty costumes and real bullets too. Yeehaw.

[SledDriver]

2. "This email is FOR PATRIOTS ONLY"

"These... hats are for Trump Army members ONLY, so do not pass this information on to anyone."

Really playing it up marketing to the rubes. It reminds me of that scene in A Christmas Story, with the Little Orphan Annie secret decoder ring -- "It's time for Annie's secret message, for you members of the SECRET CIRCLE! Remember kids, only members of ANNIE'S SECRET CIRCLE can decode ANNIE'S SECRET MESSAGE!"

[dixiegrrrrl]

3. This letter sounds exactly in tone with all the preacher letters.

You know the ones. They come with a "Genuine Prayer Rug" that is a sheet of paper you are supposed to pray over and the RETURN it with money.

Anyone who can't hear how moronic that letter sounds deserves to be fleeced.
Maybe they will be too dim to hear the dog-whistle part of it.

[magicarpet]

4. Should we barf now or later ?

[0rganism]

5. "do not pass this information on to anyone"

"you are the in-crowd. you are the best and the brightest. you are Jesus' own Illuminati."

[hedda_foil]

6. Official regalia for his brownshirts.

[Cha]

7. Excellent point.. Draft Dodger Dic

[TEB]

8. They all will get bone spurs and deferments

[Poiuyt]

9. Personally, I'm surprised he doesn't wear a military uniform