In case you're curious, or feeling masochistic, here is Princess Ivanka's cancelled speech:

[demmiblue]

I can't stand her fake breathy voice.

[mshasta]

1. No thank you

Gross....what’s with the flag ?

[jrthin]

2. +1 nt

[demmiblue]

3. She is Senior Advisor Barbie, the flag is included.

I don't blame you, I lasted about 30 seconds.

[ARPad95]

4. I read an excerpt and it's just plain ol' goobledygook...

written by someone that wants everyone to think she has her finger on the pulse of this nation. She's nothing but a bullshitter!

I will not be watching her spew.

[TruckFump]

5. Yuck...

...

[calguy]

6. OK.. I tried

Watched about one minute, then skipped forward a few times. What a fake. I'm sure she didn't write one word of that so called speech.
How can this bimbo be advising in the white house? Why do republicans allow it?
She's a total disgrace.

[struggle4progress]

7. "Some people may be surprised that my years of experience, selling over-priced knock-offs

of other people's fashion accessories, did not really teach me how to think about anything important. And now, here is my message to share with you: even if your father is billions of dollars in debt, if he gets help from a foreign government, you too can become a White House advisor like me and appear in foreign capitols dressed as a cabbage"

[Baked Potato]

8. I don't like the dot Gov, makes it look official.

[JenniferJuniper]

9. What would possess the school to ask this plastic woman

to give a commencement speech in the first place?

She's nothing.

[demmiblue]

10. Lol: "They only had the orange Birkin. It was a tragedy."

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[smirkymonkey]

11. Ugh! Couldn't even last a minute!

She is sooooooooo fake and creepy! What is she doing with her mouth?

[demmiblue]

13. Animatronic. That's the first word that comes to mind.

So very weird.

[demmiblue]

12. One more:

Link to tweet

[IcyPeas]

14. Ivanka's most IMPORTANT quote is this:

[demmiblue]

15. That pretty much sums up the whole Trump klan.

Except for the, "This doesn't mean you should be duplicitous or deceitful..." part. Umm, hello?!

[VOX]

16. Straight Outta Stepford.

“You are a wartime graduate.” BULLSHIT. You and your daddy’s liberty-patriot R’s will be blowing this “wartime” kazoo right up to the election (assuming your daddy’s fascist regime allows a free and fair election.)

[chowder66]

17. Love how she's is dripping in stolen tax payer money.