Crusty Cruz

[bigtree]

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[cloudbase]

1. Use it anywhere, Ted.

You're all ass.

[TruckFump]

2. Stuff it, Ted. EOM

[50 Shades Of Blue]

3. There is not enough TP in the world for that POS.

There was plenty of TP available on Amazon, you just had to check the site frequently because it sold out fast. But I was able to get plenty of *American* TP that way for myself and some family members.

[pwb]

4. Doubt it Ted.

Try harder.

[Nature Man]

5. Shove it up your ass, Teddy

all of them, cardboard and plastic too, you simple motherfucker.

[Penn Voter]

6. Well he is full of shit! n/t

[Blue Owl]

7. Bwahahahaha!

What a loser.

[Paladin]

8. Cruz deserves no better. (nt)