I debated a long time before posting this. I have to because it's funny as hell.

[CatWoman]

the visuals; the audio

and before some of you go batshit crazy on me, I got this from a friend who has two gay kids.

Lindsey Graham ‘Moans Like Mickey Mouse’ Several Gay Escorts Confirm

Multiple gay male escorts from Washington D.C. and around the country have come forward claiming to have had sexual encounters with Senator Lindsey Graham. Remarkably, the one thing that corroborates all of their stories is that Graham has an unmistakeable, signature moan.

“Lindsey Graham is a surprisingly strong, incredibly physical power top who makes a high-pitched Mickey Mouse ‘Ha ha!’ sound during sex,” one escort stated. “It’s insane. There’s really no other way to describe it.”

Yet another commonality verifying the escorts’ reports is that everyone who came forward stated that Graham’s noises would only get higher and higher the closer he came to orgasm.

“It was hilarious. And he got really mad when I laughed about it, but I couldn’t stop,” one escort confirmed. “So Lindsey’s shrieking – hitting the highest note a human can hit, going ‘Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! – and I’m laughing so hard I’m crying and snorting. Lindsey Graham was, hands down, easily the weirdest sex I have ever had.”

https://youreadygrandma.com/2020/06/05/lindsey-graham-moans-like-mickey-mouse-several-gay-escorts-confirm/?fbclid=IwAR2bDTj7uhdovINQGDUBRAafjtfGiWJmnQNQIRjl_rWNkBB4PaWrMmJDdn4

[Ferrets are Cool]

1. 😖😖😖😖😖😖😖

Just the thought of that is 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[tinrobot]

2. Well, that sure is Gooofy.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. Yup.

It's fuckin' goofy.

Which reminds me of a joke. Mickey Mouse consults a lawyer about getting a divorce from Minnie, and he describes the problems he's had in their marriage. Finally he asks the lawyer whether he'd have any problems getting from a divorce from Minnie, and the lawyer says, "I think you can get a divorce without any trouble. After all, you said Minnie was crazy." "No, no," says Mickey. "I didn't say she was crazy; I said she was fucking Goofy."

[eppur_se_muova]

13. Love that joke, and it popped into my head right away. nt

[Newest Reality]

3. Like this...

Only loop it:

[gibraltar72]

4. Fake News Lindsey has to be a bottom.

[gibraltar72]

5. Could one of our Senators do that laugh. Asking for a friend.

[sop]

6. He was shrieking pretty loudly during the Kavanaugh hearings. Like that?

[smirkymonkey]

7. This is a joke website, isn't it?

Kind of like The Onion?

[sop]

10. "Big Bird Explains Racism to Kids by Beating Elmo Senseless on CNN Town Hall" is the story after

this one.

[ornotna]

11. Gotta be

Scroll down and look at some of the other headlines.

[bearssoapbox]

9. The only complaint I have about the post is....

HOW DO I GET THE IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD???

I'm out of brain bleach thanks to Trumplethinskin.

And I quit drinking alcohol back in 2012.

[lunasun]

12. Power top? 😹

[magicarpet]

15. Like this ? Self lubricating....

[cayugafalls]

14. Satirical website, like the onion.

Published in Granby, Colorado, You Ready Grandma is a major American satirical newspaper with worldwide influence and readership that has been holding up human vices and follies to ridicule and scorn since 2015.

https://youreadygrandma.com/about-us/