I just got my check from George Soros!!!!

[PCIntern]

It was a lot... I mean a LOT o’ dough!

I’m buying a large sailboat and some Boardwalk property, quitting my job, and going sailing for six months. Then I’ll decide which coastal area I wish to permanently reside in, and build my custom house with pool and jacuzzi overlooking the ocean so I can watch the sunrises or the sunsets, depending. I’m sooo happy!!! All that loot for posting on DU all these years: 16! It came to $300,000.00 a year!!!!

Nice knowing all you folk!!! Best of luck in November!!!!

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

These idiots with their Soros bullshit. If you don’t mind slightly NSFW, I’m gonna tell you what I said to a guy in my dental chair who was talking about Soros and his payments. I said to him you remind me of a joke. Two guys come down here to the Atlantic City casinos and promptly lose nearly all their money. They walk to the Boardwalk and are standing there and one of them has a flash: “How much money do you have left?” His buddy replies “A couple Bucks, why?” His fried replies, “Gimme it, I’ll be right back.” He goes into the drugstore and comes back with a small bag. He says, “OK, we going to go swimming,then horseback riding, then we’ll play some tennis.” His buddy says, “We are broke. How are we gonna do that?” The other guy replies, “Well I bought this box of tampons. It says we can go swimming, horseback riding, and play tennis!! All for $2.50!!!”

That’s the Soros story in a nutshell.

[Tracer]

1. Mmmph, glurgg, aaah, mmm

That's all I can say in a dentist's chair.

[PCIntern]

2. I bet your dentist and the staff knows more about you

than you realize. I always smile when people think they’re anonymous and that we don’t pay attention.

[5X]

3. I can't decide who to buy out with mine, Musk or Zuck. n/t

[Buns_of_Fire]

4. Mine's set up for direct deposit. nt

[Initech]

5. I need to get a new car, I hope this covers the down payment!

[leftieNanner]

17. I'm thinking either

the new mid-engine Vette or a McLaren.

Ah heck. Why not both?

[Initech]

35. I'll take that Bugatti I've had my eye on!

[Liberal In Texas]

6. I hope mine gets herer pretty soon, I want to pay off my mortgage. n/t

[alwaysinasnit]

7. Every time some RW douche makes some ridiculous accusation, I would like his/her audience to

demand, and keep pressing for, the evidence supporting that accusation. And since there never is any evidence, to say to the accuser 'either put up, or shut-up.' I rarely hear these jackasses challenged.

[lunatica]

8. My periodontist would make me laugh when he was performing surgery in

my mouth. I can’t tell you how many times I would gesture the time out signal with my hands so I could laugh. He was very patient about lifting his hands with all the surgical instruments and holding them poised in mid air till I was finished laughing. His assistant would hold the gurgle suction tube in mid air too.

We had a twenty year relationship. When he died I truly broke down and lost it in his front office. I still cry over him.

[PCIntern]

9. I've been accused of that myself...

Many of us are amateur comedians. It keeps us sane.

[lunatica]

11. It keeps us sane too!

[dweller]

18. i visited a new dentist

for a small filling, there was piped in saccharine music playing the whole time,
'skyrockets in flight, afternoon delight' etc 😫

and they both (assistant too) sang along in harmony to . it . all

just the one visit was enough for me

✌🏼

[lunatica]

20. It must have been torture!

I really feel for you!

[dweller]

21. oh

bless your heart

[sarge43]

23. They could've been playing MacArthur Park or You're Having My Baby n/t

[gibraltar72]

10. I just posted to a local board

I'm pledging mine to candidates that support democracy and will do something for people not in the 1%. Minus my ANTIFA dues of course.

[diva77]

12. How did your patient respond to the joke?

[PCIntern]

14. Not all that well but he knows my politics

And tries to bait me. I win every time.

[diva77]

15. You have an unfair advantage with drills and syringes

[PCIntern]

19. #27 long needle for mandibular blocks. .

Actually, They’re not all that bad. Better than the old #25’s which were nowhere near as sharp as modern technology makes these new ones.

[dweller]

13. my bank notified me friday that my direct deposit was pending

but the amount was too large for their branch vault 😳

i'm going to have to get a bigger bank 😐

✌🏼

[BannonsLiver]

16. When Soros dies Bill Gates will be the new boogeymen

Those trial balloons have already gone up. Magats have a visceral reaction to Gates that has zero to do with Microsoft products. He will be the new Soros.

[BamaRefugee]

25. I have a non disclosure agreement with Gates, so I can't talk about the size of my upcoming check

[disambiguation]

22. This is what I do when I hear that type of bullshit from a RWNJ,

I feign ignorance. I say, "Who is George Soros? I've never heard of him." They'll grumble some more and I keep on telling them, "I don't know what you're talking about, who's he to me?" I also did that when they started on me about MSNBC. I kept saying, "I don't know what you're talking about," and "Obviously it means something to you but it doesn't mean anything to me. I don't watch network news so I have no idea what you mean." It takes the wind out of their sails. The wind in their sails would be you trying to defend whatever it is they are pontificating about.

[Nevilledog]

24. I'm gonna try this.

[live love laugh]

30. Nice. nt

[live love laugh]

26. I didn't even get the full $1200 Trump check. Shit.

[louis-t]

33. Yeah, but at least we have a president who's rich enough

to pay people out.. of.. his own.............

[live love laugh]

27. Remember that time Tom Delay walked the aisles handing out checks to Republicans?

[ArizonaLib]

28. Don't forget to leave enough to buy Obama phones for every leftist

minority and leftist family member both foreign and domestic. Make sure you buy the ones that sense skin color and only work for those users passing the brown paper bag test.

'Dark skin, liberals, educated children...Oh my!!!'

[malthaussen]

29. Good, you deserve it.

I wish George would hurry up with my check, but it's understandable if he's in arrears: he has so many to issue.

-- Mal

[keithbvadu2]

31. Trumpsters will believe anything...

Trumpsters will believe anything...

"Paul Horner, whose fake news stories often go viral on Facebook and Twitter, told The Intersect, a Washington Post blog, that Trump supporters were especially susceptible to being fooled.
My sites were picked up by Trump supporters all the time,” Horner said. “I think Trump is in the White House because of me. "

“His followers don’t fact-check anything - they’ll post everything, believe anything. His campaign manager posted my story about a protester getting paid $3,500 as fact. Like, I made that up. I posted a fake ad on Craigslist.”

https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/306524-fake-news-writer-i-think-trump-is-in-the-white-house-because-of

[louis-t]

32. I wish mine would....

[TheBlackAdder]

34. Me too! I'm jealous, because I'm only raking in $240K a year!

[H2O Man]

36. Recommended.

Thank you for this.