Ted Lieu zings Ivanka's speech (actually, I call her Ivita):

[tblue37]

Link to tweet

[Wounded Bear]

1. She definitely could use some "personal" growth...

that wasn't simulated with surgery or dye products.

[handmade34]

2. good call Ted Lieu!

this is what I think about when referencing Ivanka.... she is as annoying to listen to as her father

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1503557/Maya-Rudolph-s-impression-Ivanka-Trump-s-sexy-secret-smile.html

[Newest Reality]

3. Good...

I call her Princess Electra for the complex she has regarding dear, dearest Daddy.

[dalton99a]

4. Her personal growth has reached the maximum recommended by her surgeon

[lunatica]

5. She's not due for personal growth injections for at least a couple of months

[BamaRefugee]

6. Like that "time of discomfort and uncertainty" when Daddy DIDN'T come into her room one night ...

[Lonestarblue]

7. I absolutely love Ted Lieu's snark!

That one gave me a chuckle—which is something to be treasured these days.

[George II]

8. If it's an official account she can't block anyone. Such a thin skinned snowflake, eh?

[Aviation Pro]

9. Ah, Princess Sparkle Pony!

Tough to be all alone, isn't it daughter-wifey.

[generalbetrayus]

10. Personal growth?

Does this mean she's going to have some "kidney surgery", too?

[SergeStorms]

12. I believe...

she's already had "kidney surgery". I don't believe there's much, from the waste up, that has escaped the surgeon's knife. I also don't believe that Jared is allowed to touch any of it.

[hibbing]

11. That's some funny stuff n/t

[Tommymac]

13. K & R for a Real Leader - Ted L.