Trump's Aides Seek New Theme

[applegrove]

Trump’s Aides Seek New Theme

June 7, 2020 at 7:02 pm EDT By Taegan Goddard 77 Comments

https://politicalwire.com/2020/06/07/trumps-aides-seek-new-theme/

"SNIP.....

President Trump’s top political advisers are deeply concerned about “brutal” internal polling for the president in the aftermath of his handling of the coronavirus pandemic and George Floyd’s killing, Axios reports.

He has a “woman problem” in the words of another adviser.

......SNIP"

[Funtatlaguy]

1. Ya think?

[leftieNanner]

2. I have a suggestion for a theme

How about the theme music from "Jaws"!

[Raven]

3. I think he's about run out of "themes". He can try slandering some more folks but

I don't think people are paying much attention to that anymore. He's like a hardened up old turd that you encounter along a path and just kick aside with your foot.

[marble falls]

4. He has 99 problems. Problems with women is up there.

[ck4829]

5. The ship is sinking and y'all are arguing over the paint job

I want to say "stick a fork in the admin, it's done", but we can't count out the 30% just quite yet.

[stillcool]

6. He has a 'human' problem...

what a limited view of life these people have. I guess it's what happens when you have no diversity.

[applegrove]

7. I used to go to a USSR - russian themed restaurant. They had posters

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on the wall that were old propaganda and were mostly exaggerated muscly men doing jobs. They had old time potato dishes. My brother liked it. Trump likes ptetending he is doing muscly men jobs. The exaggerated shoulder to waist ratio would for sure apoeal to the ladies if you put Trump's face on the chatacters. There is already images of him honking a truck horn or digging coal.

[soothsayer]

8. Do they mean "female trouble"?

Which of course made me search the John Waters film of the same name, only to find this rather apt summary:

An obese woman (Divine) gives birth to an obnoxious child and embarks upon a bizarre and violent life of crime.

[SeattleVet]

9. "Yakkity Sax" would be an appropriate theme.

Or, if he wants to be patriotic, how about Sousa's "Liberty Bell"? That's a fine old march that has stood the test of time, and has perfect connotations for this administration. Here's "The President's Own" United States Marine Band performing it:

Most of us will recognize it from another context. You may add your own farty, squishy sounds as appropriate.

Now, where can we find a huge foot?

[maxrandb]

10. He has a human being problem

[keithbvadu2]

11. Opposites attract. No wonder Lindsey Graham loves Donald.

Opposites attract. No wonder Lindsey Graham loves Donald.

They both have a 'woman problem' but at opposite ends of the spectrum.

[Politicub]

12. Infrastructure week two - electric boogaloo

Everything about Trump is bad. He is irredeemable.

[DenverJared]

13. Trying to rearrange deck-chairs on the Titanic

[safeinOhio]

14. His base have to ask

Am I better off than I was 4 years ago. Seems to be a fair question.
They’ve got about 4 months to decide.