Third Lady

[mucifer]

[spanone]

1. Thank you Mr. Cole.

[SamKnause]

2. Excellent !!!

Just shut your pie hole.

You and your anchor family should be deported.

[Maru Kitteh]

30. Better yet- shut your mushroom hole

[SergeStorms]

36. Oh.....

I see what you did there. I don't think "The Donald" has seen much of that lately, and by "lately", I mean the past four years or so.

[Maru Kitteh]

43. That taint is forever baby!

There's not enough mouthwash in the WORLD.

[uponit7771]

3. K&R,

[niyad]

4. Wow. Two weeks after the protests start, eight days after the violent, militarized assault on

Peaceful protestors so your wannabe dictator husband ca n do a bizarre photo op, we finally hear from t,he nude model.

Funny, I can't help thinking about the message on your green jacket.

[jaxexpat]

8. She's not good at reading the situation............

or responding appropriately, or feigning concern, or appearing genuinely.....anything at all.

Because there are others handling the tweeting for these illiterate, non-functionals.

[NoMoreRepugs]

5. No offense to the other escorts out there but just shut the F$&K up lady.

[Scarsdale]

10. Sank you, Meesis tRomp.

I realize that you haf to stay with big orange Donnie, bot haven't you stashed away enough cash YET? No wonder she failed as an escort. Didn't do much better as a nude model, either. Was planning to go back where she came from, then Jeffrey Epstein introduced her to Don the Con. Seeing a big bulge in his pocket, she thought she had hit the jackpot. Afterwards she checked, and found a stack of I.O.U's. Many to porn stars. She has not smiled since that day.

[leftieNanner]

22. Bazinga!

I am findink hard to feelink sorryness for dis person.

[Ilsa]

45. You two made my day! nt

[Evolve Dammit]

6. perfect response

[lastlib]

7. I have an issue with calling her a "lady"

So I tend to go with "First Stripper".

But that's a Third-degree BURN!

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[mnhtnbb]

12. I like Bette Midler's name for her: FLOTITS

[BlueMTexpat]

23. ...!

Hadn't seen that one before!

I generally refer to her as the "First Escort."

[djacq]

9. Peaceful AMERICAN Protesters was Gassed by her Husband.

[Polly Hennessey]

11. Crawl back in your hole, Squinty.

[CentralMass]

13. Ooh.

[AZ8theist]

14. "OUR COUNTRY"???????

Since when is the US "her" country? Just a sick, gold-digging interloper. Go FUCK OFF, Malaria.

I don't care about her, DO YOU?

[Dios Mio]

15. Beat me to it: "OUR country".

Who or what writes this shit for her?

[ChiTownDenny]

16. HAHAHAHAHA!

"Third Lady"
That's too funny, and very clever.
HAHAHAHAHA!

[Collimator]

21. If that's a reference to her being Trump's third wife,

I get it. But we know which "lady" comes first in the guy's heart. So, she's pretty much fourth down the list.

[area51]

17. She may need some Aloe Vera for that burn. n/t

[Ligyron]

18. Her tell all book after the divorce should be an interesting read.

I'm sure it will contain enlightening descriptions of Dump's sexual prowess.

[Aviation Pro]

20. You mean lack thereof

…..

[leftieNanner]

32. Just like the first two wives

She will have to sign a super deluxe NDA in order to get and keep her alimony.

Although, if she can do math, I think she would make more $$$ with a tell-all book than with whatever paltry sums Ass Face has left in his bank account.

Wouldn't it have been nice if Ivana and Marla had been willing and courageous enough to defy that NDA and talk to us about the sociopath-in-chief before the 2016 election?

[Aviation Pro]

19. I noted that Melanoma

Wasn't by Shitbag's side when he did his gambol/sashay to the church

[niyad]

25. Exactly. Just princess and hicks.

[leftieNanner]

33. I have seen her referred to

Princess Sparkle Pony here.

Makes me laugh every time!

[Glaisne]

24. Yet another conservative one percenter

more concerned about property damage than black lives. Yes, sit this one out 3rd Lady. Sit all of them out. After all you don't really care, right?

[George II]

26. Hey Melania, how many times have you said "Be Best" to your husband?

[calimary]

27. I'm not interested in ANYTHING you have to say, Mrs. Liar-in-Chief.

Please just take a seat over there somewhere and remain silent. You offer NO comfort whatsoever.

[Paladin]

28. Thank you, Alex Cole, for that perfect response. (nt)

[SunSeeker]

29. Got a link so I can retweet?

[Cha]

40. Here it is.. !

Link to tweet

[SunSeeker]

41. Thanks Cha!

[Cha]

42. I've done that before.. if someone posts a

graphic for a tweet I like.. I google it down so I can RT.

You got me in the habit of RT.

Mahalo!

[Brother Mythos]

31. Calling Natasha 3rd Lady threw me off for a moment. I think of her as First Escort.

[onecaliberal]

34. 😂😂😂

We call her the first nude.

[Grokenstein]

35. I've always said, "If you can't tolerate peaceful protest..."

"...you sure as hell won't like the other kind."

[Joinfortmill]

37. Love the response

[warmfeet]

38. This is no lady.

She is an accomplice to the scumbag potus, nothing more.

[Cha]

39. Sit them all out "I don't really care, do you?" Worst Gaslighting Lady

in the Universe.

[dalton99a]

44. Shut up and focus on your kidneys

[Aussie105]

46. Why even respond to that tweet?

Definitely not written by her, as are most of Don's tweets.

Any tweets supposedly by her aren't hers if they are grammatically correct.

Any tweets from Trump that includes graphics or video, aren't his. He's not capable of setting such tweets up.

Melania has made several flaccid attempts to sound relevant, but she gave that up long ago.

The fake smile and model pose for the camera are the limits of her skills.

So who is doing the fake tweets? A team of henchmen somewhere in a basement? Twitter needs to wake up to this!