Top 10 Conservative Idiots : The Complete 9th Season

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Top 10 Conservative Idiots : The Complete 9th Season

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Welcome back to the 9th season of the Top 10 Conservative Idiots! Yes, this is our 9th (NEIN!!!) season of the Top 10. We’ve lasted now nearly four years and an entire presidential administration covering the insanity of the Donald J. Trump administration, as well as rising fascism and adjunct dictatorships all over the world. We also survived the first half of 2020 which saw the emergence of COVID-19 and protests and riots against police brutality all over the world. Now what comes next? Do we revert to our old selves and act like nothing happened or do we move forward and try to build a better and cleaner society? Well nothing is certain but I do predict that when the pandemic is finally over, we will resort to going back to our old habits. But we’ve stopped touring for now (we had planned to take the Top 10 international this year but once again, COVID) and we’ve moved into our permanent new home at the legendary Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank, California. But due to COVID restrictions, we’ve had to reduce or eliminate things like sets, props, food, live music, man on the street interviews, the Holy Shit Gospel Choir, bartenders, and our Trumper Games host’s humble man servant. But those things will be back, especially since we are documenting Joe Biden’s road to the White House! That’s exciting! And we also have some exciting things planned this year despite our limitations including new segments! As usual this season will be updated every week with the latest edition. Enjoy! And as always don’t forget the key!

Edition #9-1: Hanging With Mr. Cooper Edition (6/17/20)
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Live from our new home at Flappers! The shit really hits the fan after we sign off for our traditional end-of-May break as George Floyd is murdered by police after attempting to change a counterfeit $20 bill and shit really hits the fan, so we cover all the madness in a special two part edition of our segment “So That Happened”. Plus in a new edition of “Is It Racist?”, we ask the question “Are You A Karen?”, also, “What the fuck is a Karen?”. Meanwhile Trump plans to restart his MAGA rallies in the middle of a pandemic to huge indoor crowds, and we wonder, how bad can it get? And in a new edition of Top 10 Investigates, is the Coronavirus getting weaker? We go past the headlines to find out if the doctors and public health experts’ claims are accurate. And in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in “Holy Shit”, why do Christians want to take us back to the 1950s? Our resident pastor will delve into this strange phenomenon. Plus in a new edition of “Beating A Dead Horse”, conservatives escalate their war on NFL protesting after Drew Brees steps in a controversy and even Trump himself weighs in on it. And in a new edition of our segment “Conspiracy Corner”, COVID conspiracy theorists take their war against 5G cell phone towers to the next level. You should be afraid, very afraid. Plus we have a new People Are Dumb, because of course they are! Finally this week we debut our new segment: Joe Biden’s Road To The White House” in which we chronicle what Biden needs to become our 46th president of the United States!
Live Musical Guest: None

Edition #9-2: Kung Flu: Enter The Fist Edition (6/24/20)
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Live from our new home at Flappers! Trump's controversial rally in Tulsa goes off exactly as planned and it's the disaster we all knew that it could be. Back in Washington, DC, SCOTUS begins its' annual session and has some absolutely shocking and surprising first cases. Meanwhile, on the interwebs, Sons Of Anarchy actor Ron Pearlman gets in a Twitter beef with Florida Man Matt Gaetz, and things escalate when Ted Cruz gets involved in a bizarre online feud for the ages! Meanwhile, questions about Trump's health arise when his appearance at the graduation ceremony for West Point cadets raises some serious eyebrows. In our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, China has a problem with it's underground meat trading market, which many claim as the source of the coronavirus that's been plaguing the landscape. Do they shut them down? We will find out! And in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", our resident pastor takes a look at those who pray for President Dark One, and discusses whether or not they blur the line from harmless praying to full on death cult. Plus in our first ever twist, we're going to debut "How Is This *NOT* A Thing?" and this week we're going to ask how a national holiday for the day that many site as the end of slavery, June 19th, is not a national holiday? In a new edition of the segment that attempts to explain the unexplainable, Conspiracy Corner, did K-Pop fans and America's teenagers intentionally tank Trump's Oklahoma MAGA rally? We get to the bottom of this mystery!. In an all new "I Need A Drink", we're going to have some drinks and tell you about how movies are being made in the social distancing era, starting with the latest in the Jurassic Park franchise. Yeah it's insane. And in Road To The White House, is it possible that Joe Biden could flip Texas for the first time in nearly 45 years? It's possible but the Dems might want to tread carefully!
Live Musical Guest: None

Edition #9-3: Nobody Expects The Democratic Inquisition! Edition (7/3/20)
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Live from our new home at Flappers! Trump gets spanked in a couple of highly contested representative elections where he lost some candidates, leading Lindsay Graham to completely lose his shit. In a very unwanted reboot, the White Male Groper's Club makes a very ugly return with cases ranging from completely disgusting to absolutely horrifying. Meanwhile, Coronavirus is a thing that is not going away anytime soon, but COVID deniers are upping the stakes in their war on mask wearing, and they are fighting a losing battle. Also, Florida. After some controversy and stupidity at the latest Trump rally, we play a game of "Is It Racist?" in which we take a look at some various products that are getting the axe. In our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, is it the right time for theme parks like Disneyland and Universal Studios to reopen? Easy answer to that question: NO!!. And in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", our resident pastor travels to Arizona to check out what the Dark One's megachurch rally in Phoenix looked like, and it was pretty scary! In a new "Beating A Dead Horse", right wingers are seeking out their own safe spaces after getting banned from major social media sites, see why they latched onto Parler after getting banned from Twitter! And in a world where no major sports are taking place, people hungry for some action are latching onto some extremely dangerous and unregulated ones, and we're asking "Underground Cockfighting: How Is This Still A Thing?". We also have a new "People Are Dumb" because the pandemic hasn't stopped stupid people one bit! And in our Road To The White House, Joe Biden is seeking evangelical support and may flip churches for the first time in 40 years, while Wisconsin is seen as a key battleground state for the two candidates!
Live Musical Guest: None

**Top 10 Takes A Week Off for July 4th**

Edition #9-4: The Top 10 Hot 10 Edition (7/15/20)
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Live from our new home at Flappers! In a Top 10 first, we break apart our usual format to bring you our first ever Top 10 Hot 10, revealing our picks for the biggest assholes, pyschopaths, dipshits, idiots, blockheads, and dickheads on the planet! And a special first-ever edition of "Holy Shit" will reveal some of the worst of the worst in the name of the almighty! The State Of Florida is our #10 pick, they ruin elections, are the epicenter of Coronavirus, and keeper of the craziest people in the world. The Right Wing Blogosphere has something for everybody, whether it's Alex Jones' Infowars, or Ben Shapiro's Hitler Youth oriented attacks on college "safe spaces", or Joe Rogan's anti-woman point of view. Liberty University is a hotbed of conservative stupidity, bad policies, evolution denial, and cheap diplomas. The White Male Groper's Club has men from both sides harassing men and women alike, and when you get caught it's not good for anyone. In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", our resident pastor has his picks for this list including Doomsday Prepper Jim Bakker, Paula White, and firefighter prophet Mark Taylor! Fox News - we report, you decide. And that has led to turning the GOP into a suicidial death cult during the 2020 pandemic, and Sean Hannity has his lips firmly planted on Trump's ass! Brett Kavanaugh, due to the way he has grossly mistreated women, has become one of the most controversial SCOTUS justices in over a century thanks to the shit show surrounding his nomination. The American Police have been at the epicenter of the race divide in America, partly because they are heavily armed, poorly managed, and not afraid to use their expensive and deadly toys! Mitch McConnell has not passed a single bill in two years, was probably involved in rigging the election against Hillary, and is an overall scumbag and may be the worst Senate Majority Leader Ever. Donald Trump is also vying to be the worst president of all time!
Live Musical Guest: None

Edition #9-5: Beans, Beans The Musical Fruit Edition (7/22/20)
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Live From Home (with no audience) The US, the UK, and Canada have all confirmed that Vladimir Putin's hacker army attempted to steal COVID-19 vaccine research, prompting some serious investigations into Kremlin activity. Trump's endorsement of the Mexican food brand Goya has earned him controversy and criticism, and the MAGAs are endorsing it in the same way ICP fans endorse Faygo Cola. Meanwhile, in what may be the shortest presidential campaign ever, Kanye West announces he's running and then drops out after two full weeks of campaigning. Or did he? In pandemic news, the war on masks continues to rage as the maskless face off against the masked in all areas of the country and it's getting to be pretty ugly on that front. In our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, what's the latest on the COVID vaccine and can it be ready by this year? We are watching and waiting! And in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", America's preachers say that Obama is Satan's greatest human proxy, so we prove them wrong and come up with theories of our own! In a new "Beating A Dead Horse" - controversial country music group Lady Antebellum dropped the "Antebellum" part from their name, only to find that someone else has that name! So who is the rightful owner of that stage name? We will find out! Plus with all the controversy surrounding racism in society, we go to the original monument and home of the KKK and ask "Stone Mountain: How Is This Still A Thing?". We also have a new People Are Dumb, and there are a lot of stupid people this week! Finally in Road To The White House, Trump's 2020 convention is fizzling out before our very eyes and Biden is capitalizing on it, while Texans have the largest Democratic turnout in history! Could the tide finally be turning?
Live Musical Guest: None

Edition #9-6: Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. Edition (7/29/20)
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Live From Home (with no audience) Trump has almost declared war on his own citizens, and we get a taste of what an American autocratic dictatorship would look like as Portland fights back against fascism. Meanwhile, back at the White House, Trump appears on his favorite TV show again, takes a cognitive test, and goes off on one of the most insane rants that he's ever given. Elsehwere, Kanye West's disaster of a presidential campaign is failing upward as he does not get on the ballot in two key states - Texas and South Carolina, which could put the kibosh on his ambitions! Plus, the pandemic is still a thing, and maskholes are upping their game, especially in the Orange County beach community of Huntington Beach. WTF Huntington Beach? In our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, the entire world wants to know when a cure or vaccine is going to be ready for COVID so we can get on with our lives, so we take a look at the latest developments! And in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", our resident pastor is going to present to you some miracle cures for COVID, although you don't want to take one that a Miami church is offering! After some insinuating comments on COVID, we add Missouri governor Mike Parson (R-Obviously) to the growing list of People Who Somehow Got Elected! In a new edition of "Conspiracy Corner", Twitter is cracking down on Q Anon accounts after their harassment of furniture manufacturer Wayfair, while Youtube and Facebook are promoting rabid anti-vaxxer accounts! In a new "I Need A Drink", baseball is back, but one team is noticeably absent - the Toronto Blue Jays! Where are they and what is going on? We need some drinks to find out! And finally in a new edition of Road To The White House - Obama interviews Biden in an online special, while Biden is keeping his VP pick under wraps!
Live Musical Guest: None, Unfortunately

Edition #9-7: With Experts Like These, Who Needs Quacks? Edition (8/5/20)
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Live From Home (with no audience) We pay tribute to the late, great civil rights leader and Baltimore Congressional representative John Lewis, the Idiots Way. With Coronavirus ravaging the country, Trump ponders delaying the election based on unproven and completely untrue claims about voter fraud if voting by mail is allowed. Meanwhile Trump bets the farm on hydroxychloroquine and the new experts that he endorses are quite literally batshit insane. We also bring you the latest tales from the Maskhole Files which includes more GOP members succumbing to the very thing they call a "hoax" while refusing to take proper precautions against it. In our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, can you manipulate an ad to make someone look like something they're not? Advertising manipulation is becoming a phenomenon and it's something that you do not want to get caught doing. In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", after a Florida (obviously) pastor goes on an insane rant against Dunkin Donuts, our resident pastor finds that America's churches are the real super spreaders! We profile controversial Florida (obviously) Congressional candidate and die-hard Q Anon supporter K.W. Miller in a new edition of "This Fucking Guy". After the largest reenactment gets cancelled due to COVID, we do a deep dive and ask the question - "Civil War Reenactments: How Is This Still A Thing?". We also have a special People Are Dumb and it's an all Florida Man Edition, because Florida always brings the crazy! And in "Road To The White House" - is it possible that Trump's biggest ally in the Senate, Susan Collins, could lose? And what other states are flippable?
Live Musical Guest: None, unfortunately

Edition #9-8: Who's Afraid Of The Big Bad NRA? Edition (8/12/20)
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Live From Home (with no audience) Is the strong arm of the GOP, the National Rifle Association, in jeopardy? A new investigation by the New York AG has suggested that the entire organization has been compromised by Russian assets looking to influence the election, again! The GOP has been caught trying to use Kanye West as a prop to siphon votes away from Biden, and wait until you hear their "oops" explanation! Meanwhile, with nearly every event across the country being canceled because of the pandemic, the organizers of the annual Harley Davidson get together in Sturgis, South Dakota didn't get the message and it's business as usual. And speaking of COVID, maskholes are fighting for their right to party by taking the party to international waters in party boats, and getting caught with their almost literal pants down! In our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, no, the murder hornets aren't going away, but they have been caught, and they might be closer to you than you think! And in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", is there a holy war brewing over the virus restrictions? Our resident pastor digs into churches that won't comply! In a new "Beating A Dead Horse", Deadpool himself, the great Ryan Reynolds, says that he regrets having his wedding at an American plantation, but was it really a mistake? We do one of our famous deep dives on the subject. After his state is one of the biggest spreaders of COVID, we add Arizona governor Doug Ducey to the ever-growing list of "People Who Somehow Got Elected". We also have a new I Need A Drink, in which we get drunk and are going to take a look at modern updates of classic cartoons including Beavis & Butthead and Ren & Stimpy! Finally, in Road To The White House, who is Karen Bass? We take a look at the controversies surrounding the long term Los Angeles rep and possible VP nominee!
Live Musical Guest: None, unfortunately

Edition #9-9: When You Control The Mail, You Control Information Edition (8/19/20)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213934934

Live From Home (With No Audience) With COVID ravaging the population, many states are considering moving to mail-in ballots, but Trump's attempts to screw with the USPS are backfiring on him big time, and the more he tampers with it, the more people are disgusted by his actions! In Russia, the actual 45th president of the United States, Vladimir Putin, claims to have a working vaccine for COVID-19, or does he? The answer may surprise you (or not)! Meanwhile, over in Twitterland, pizza magnate and former presidential candidate Herman Cain lost his battle with COVID, but that hasn't stopped an impostor from using and abusing his account! Plus we bring you latest tales from the Maskhole files because they can't stop behaving poorly in public during the worst pandemic in 100 years! In our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, the lawsuit that refuses to die - Spirit vs Led Zeppelin over "Stairway To Heaven" has made its' way to the 9th circuit court of appeals, find out what it takes to go all the way! And in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", what is up with Liberty University? After president Jerry Falwell Jr gets literally caught with his pants down, our resident pastor is finding out what is really going on at the conservative diploma mill! We profile the long time CEO of the National Rifle Association, Wayne La Pierre, after the recent New York lawsuit, in a new "This Fucking Guy". In a new edition of Conspiracy Corner, the Q Anon cult is getting past the primaries and could be sending members to Congress! Find out why this is a scary and dangerous development and is the future of the GOP! We have a new edition of People Are Dumb, because, as always, people are dumb! And in Road To The White House, we start with GOP reactions to Kamala, and we're going to end with them! Because the guano is going to be flying fast and furious and it is going to take a lot to keep up!
Live Musical Guest: None, Unfortunately

Edition #9-10: Here Comes The Bad Year Blimp Edition
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Live From Home (with no audience) We bring you highlights from the DNC which includes Joe Biden's acceptance speech to become the party nominee, and Kamala Harris accepting her historic nomination for vice president! We also bring you highlights from the RNC, which includes Trump barfing his brain, and a multitude of some extremely bad guest speakers. Steve Bannon, a former BFF of Trump and former campaign manager, gets busted along with a few others for defrauding his "We Build The Wall" charity and these scammers are going to prison! Elsewhere, batshit crazy Trump superfan Laura Loomer wins the primary for FL-21 and gets endorsed by, well, everyone bad that you might expect. In our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, we take a look at the revolution going on in Belarus, and will it be televised? Yeah it is! In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", our resident pastor is going to take a look at a right wing plan to revitalize evangelical voters called the "50 Day Fight Plan" while coming up with a plan of his own! We profile an RNC speaker and the center of last year's MAGA free speech controversy, Nicholas Sandman, in a new edition of "This Fucking Guy". In a new edition of Conspiracy Corner, Q Anon gets kicked off of Facebook and Twitter, but that hasn't stopped the hardcore pro-Trump conspiracy from going mainstream! And find out which side Trump is on! In a new edition of I Need A Drink, we get drunk and discuss the ongoing feud between Fox News host Tucker Carlson and Latina rapper Cardi B over her controversial song "W.A.P.". Finally in Road To The White House, we're going to examine the celebrity endorsements between Trump and Biden, and the two paint some very different pictures!
Live Musical Guest: None, Unfortunately

**Top 10 takes two weeks off for Labor Day**

Best Of: Pre-Labor Day Edition
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Best Of! From Idiots #9-2, we flash back to when Trump's very poorly planned and thought out MAGA rally in Tulsa crashed and burned, and was considered a spectacular fail. Guess it's true that not all series finales work out the way you hope! From Idiots #9-8, Kanye West is running for president and he's outed as a fraud and a liar, and is basically admitting what we've all been speculating that his votes are meant to take votes away from Biden and help Trump. From Idiots #8-19, the MAGA protests against COVID-19 restrictions are becoming self aware while morphing into almost mini MAGA rallies. From Idiots #9-9, former presidential candidate Herman Cain sadly lost his battle with COVID-19, but is somehow still tweeting from the dead, and Twitter is allowing this madness! From Idiots #8-17, our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Invetigates, finds out that if you live in the great state of Mississippi, your tax dollars are being spent very foolishly on some very lavish items. Find out what they bought and who is doing the spending! From Idiots #9-3, our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", our resident pastor went to the Dark One's Arizona Megachurch rally, and find out their unbelievably ridiculous air conditioner excuse! From Idiots #9-5, Beating A Dead Horse finds out who owns the rights to the name "Lady A" - the controversial country music group or a Seattle soul singer who's had the name for 2 decades? We side with the singer. From Idiots #9-6, Conspiracy Corner finds that Q Anon is attempting to flag furniture manufacturer Wayfair as being part of a human sex trafficking ring, but we find that they are just a bunch of online trolls with too much free time on their hands. From Idiots #9-7, we have an all Florida Man edition of People Are Dumb which includes a Florida Man spending his COVID relief money on a Lamborghini! Yeah that happened. Finally, also from Idiots #9-8, Road To The White House introduces the next VP of the United States, Kamala Harris!
Musical Guest: None, Unfortunately

**Top 10 Takes A Week Off**

Edition #9-11: My Beautiful Dark Twisted Presidential Fantasy Edition (9/15/20)
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Live From Home (With No Audience) When the Top 10 takes a week off, we like to play catch up on stuff we missed which includes Nancy Pelosi's hair salon incident, Trump's absolutely batshit rant on protest weaponry, and the bizarre reason for a raging wildfire in San Bernardino! Meanwhile, Trump is caught on tape lying about COVID-19 before the pandemic became a thing but he's going full steam ahead on a vaccine whether it's a good idea or not! Meanwhile, in Florida (and also California), a boat parade celebrating our 45th president takes a turn when several boats sink, but who is to blame? Well maybe not Antifa, but at least some extremely poor boat maintenance. Elsewhere, Kanye West's presidential campaign has hit rock bottom, but at least his consolation prize is that he'll get on the ballot in a few states where the votes won't really count. In our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, campus is starting up again but COVID is on the rise, and what will be the causes of campuses to go back online again, or will it not? We will investigate. And in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", the right won't let go of the Satanic Witchcraft theory, so our resident pastor is going to go over some scenarios to find out who the real Satanic ones are! Cue the Scooby Doo ending! We profile the current head of the USPS, Louis DeJoy, in a new edition of "This Fucking Guy". In a new "Beating A Dead Horse" what are the new rules for the Oscars' best picture category heading into the future? This could lead to some very interesting developments! We also have a new People Are Dumb, because we took a holiday, but stupid did not! And in our 2020 voters' guide, Road To The White House, Joe Biden has some special interviews lined up, so why are some of them controversial or not? And could they hurt Biden's chances in the short run or long run?
Live Musical Guest: None, Unfortunately

**Top 10 gets bumped for a virtual puppet show**

Edition #9-12: Death Or Taxes, But Mostly Taxes Edition (9/30/20)
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Live From Our New Studio In Burbank! This week, with 37 days left to go until the election, the NYT drops the bombshell that Trump is broke and he hasn't paid taxes in years! And unfortunately Ruth Bader Ginsburg succumbed to lung cancer, but conservatives waste no time nominating her replacement - Amy Coney Barrett, who belongs to a super secret religious sect called "People Of Praise!". Meanwhile, BLM protests are coming to your neighborhood and they're getting dangerous and scary, and it's not ending anytime soon. Kanye West and his poorly planned presidential campaign are swirling the drain, but not before Kanye unleashes a batshit crazy tirade aimed at his record label and various shoe manufacturers! In our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, could virus sniffing dogs be the key to life resuming to the degree of normalcy that we're used to? It's entirely possible and see how it is done! And in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", what is People Of Praise? Our resident pastor explains the mystery of Amy Coney Barrett's super secret Catholic club to the unenlightened! And in "Beating A Dead Horse" - is Brooklyn 99 due for a reality check? Star Andre Braugher has one idea but the producers have another! Plus we profile the head of conservative collegiate group TP USA, Charlie Kirk, in a new edition of "This Fucking Guy". We also have a new People Are Dumb, because of course they are! And in "Road To The White House", what happens if Trump refuses to accept the election results? We go over a number of different scenarios, and none of them are good.
Live Musical Guest: None, Unfortunately

Edition #9-13: Mr. COVID Goes To Washington Edition (10/7/20)
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Live from our new studio in Burbank! Trump gets the Coronavirus - and he may have infected everyone and everything in his path! Trump's campaign manager Brad Parscale gets busted on domestic violence, but there may be more to this story than meets the eye! Trump's shout out to the violence group the Proud Boys, makes them become self aware and things are getting very scary! A shocking (not really) study done by the WHO in accordance with Harvard finds out that the biggest spreader of misinformation on COVID-19 is... *drum roll*... Donald J. Trump! In our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, we are going to tell you the tale of Charles Feeny, an 89 year old billionaire whose dying wish is to go broke, and he may just achieve that goal! In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", does Biden really hate God? Our resident pastor is going to refute claims made by the unholy Dark One. After a disastrous debacle with COVID, we add Wisconsin senator Ron Johnson to the growing list of People Who Somehow Got Elected. In a new "Conspiracy Corner", the conspiracies about how Trump got COVID are flying! And they are every bit as batshit insane as you would expect! In a new "I Need A Drink", we have some drinks and salute the San Diego Loyals MLS team for walking off the field after homophobic slurs are flying rampant! Finally in Road To The White House, we have a full debate on the first recap and speculate on whether or not we will have a second!
Live Musical Guest: None, Unfortunately

Edition #9-14: Pretty Fly For A Really White Guy Edition (10/14/20)
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Live from our new studio in Burbank! While at the controversial debate with vice presidential candidate, Kamala Harris, actual vice president Mike Pence is totally unaware that there's a fly on his unusually white scalp! Trump returns from his stay at Walter Reed Hospital - only to find out that he's infected nearly the whole damn West Wing, and he's essentially a walking biohazard at this point! Meanwhile, in Michigan, a group of radical right wing extremists plotted to kidnap and go full Bane on Michigan governor Gretchen Whitmer - and got caught with their pants down! Since impeachment failed, Nancy Pelosi *FINALLY* brings up the possibility of invoking the 25th Amendment. In our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates - what's the point of using plexiglass barriers to stop COVID? How will they help or hurt? And in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit" - is there a holy war brewing? A number of evangelical pundits are making this claim, and it's getting scary, but is it really? Our resident pastor is here to comfort and mock. In a new "Beating A Dead Horse" - Saturday Night Live has a right wing problem, again! Find out what the latest celebrity to be removed from SNL did, and why it's such a uniquely 2020 problem! And in Conspiracy Corner - our favorite theorists Jacob Wohl and Jack Berkman - have decided to finally fold their pretend spy agency and turn themselves in. What's next? We also have a new People Are Dumb because you know they are really stupid! And in Road To The White House - Trump bails on the 2nd debate and decides to go it alone! It's a bold strategy - let's see if it pays off for him!
Plus: Remembering the late, great Eddie Van Halen!

Edition #9-15: Wouldn't It Be Nice Edition (10/21/20)
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Live from our new studio in Burbank With less than two weeks to go before the election, Trump is pulling out all the stops hoping for that proverbial "October Surprise" but his Hunter Biden smear keeps backfiring on him. Plus we have highlights from Trump's insane rally in Iowa and his upper 1% last-ditch fundraiser in Newport Beach. Meanwhile, California governor Gavin Newsom fights with Trump to get funding for wildfire relief and actually wins a battle against Trump! And in California, the California GOP is attempting to commit actual voter fraud by setting up fake ballot boxes with an attempt to destroy the mail-in ballots and gets caught with their pants down! In our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, are there any cures for the new Coronavirus coming down the pike? The cures peddled by Trump are what the president might call "fake news". In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", our resident pastor is becoming increasingly alarmed by what is happening in the holy Vatican City, and he puts on his white collar and dials up the Pope Hotline to find out what's up! As Trump attempts to smear Hunter Biden, we profile Trump's sons Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr in a new edition of "This Fucking Guy". In the latest edition of Conspiracy Corner, as Q Anon is gaining both popularity and controversy, it's getting banned by social media platforms for being a dangerous hate group and domestic terrorist threat! We also have a new "I Need A Drink" and this week we're going to get drunk and finally discuss politics we do not know what side legendary rapper Ice Cube is on! Finally in "Road To The White House", we have the final thoughts on what was an absolutely insane primary going into the general election!
Live Musical Guest: None, unfortunately

**Top 10 Takes Two Weeks Off**

Edition #9-16: Happy Days Are Here Again Edition (11/11/20)
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Live from our new studio in Burbank! We are back and breaking from our normal format! We did it! Joe Biden is our 46th president! Which means that the President himself - a Tribute from the 1st District - has finally been eliminated from the Trumper Games! Who will prevail? We also have a lot of highlights and a few low lights from the 2020 election - seriously WTF happened and is still happening? The Trump campaign has an epic fail of a presidential press conference that looks like it came straight from the show VEEP but it's real. That happened. Kanye West formally drops out of the presidential campaign but he's got his sights set on 2024! Careful Jo Jorgensen! Conservatives in the remaining states that have yet to be counted have conflicting messages in their "Stop The Steal" campaign. In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", our resident pastor shows how churches and their pastors are once again defying IRS 501(C) rules and talking politics from the pulpit and he attempts to do the same! In a new edition of "Conspiracy Corner" - Q Anon has their foot in the door in Congress, and their candidate is as you would expect - batshit insane! We also have a new election edition of "People Are Dumb", because of course they are! And in our ongoing coverage of election day 2020, in "Road To The White House" - no, seriously, WTF happened? We will find out more!
Live Musical Guest: None, unfortunately

Edition #9-17: The Man With The Golden Goose Edition
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Live from our new studio in Burbank! Donald Trump is desperately attempting to hang onto power as he tries to steal an election and prematurely announce his 2024 campaign. Got room for a 3 time loser? Plus white supremacists, militia groups, and MAGAs are marching on Washington DC to "stop the steal" - how long before the protest turns violent? In SCOTUS news, Brett Kavanaugh breaks from the GOP and has an independent thought when he suggests that they're keeping the ACA. And in even more batshit insane news, Trump is declaring war on the network that made him - Fox News - and has a bizarre suggestion why his cult is fleeing Fox! In our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, every election cycle, California's insane proposition system is both the stuff of big money backers and controversy. Find out what made the cut and what didn't this year! And in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit" - why is Northern California's Christian hipster cult megapastor Sean Feucht jetting around the country and defying pandemic laws? His "Let Us Worship" super spreader events are coming to a city near you! We also have our first ever edition of People Who Somehow Got Re-Elected and inexplicably the people of Kentucky voted Mitch McConnell in again, despite that he has an approval rating of 18%! WTF, Kentucky! And in a new edition of Conspiracy Corner - Q Anon has gone dark! We got them!!! Maybe we can finally come out of the basement bunker now! And we also have a new "I Need A Drink" - why are celebrities like Ryan Reynolds investing in European soccer teams? Well don't call it soccer there. And in Road To The White House - the election still hasn't been called, but Trump somehow got 3 measly Alaska votes and is acting like the election is somehow going to be flipped! Right.
Live Musical Guest: None, unfortunately

Best Of #14: Pre-Thanksgiving Edition (11/25/20)
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Viewer Mail Bag Best Of With Your Requests! For our Thanksgiving Best Of, we reach into the Top 10 viewer mail bag and answer your burning questions! But first have to talk about Trump attempting to invalidate the election through Michigan's certification process and this is truly scary. With that out of the way, From Idiots #8-2, we talk about when Nancy Pelosi ended impeachment with telling Trump that he was fired! From Idiots #8-6, Rush Limbaugh announced that he had terminal lung cancer, so should we really feel sorry for someone who called cancer a hoax? Eh, we'll leave it up to you. From Idiots #7-3, we take you back to when Sarah Sanders was eliminated from the Trumper games and we met Kayleigh McEnany. From Idiots #7-6, out weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, takes a look at Bernie Sanders' claim about student debt - how bad is it and what can be done about it? From Idiots #5-14, in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", our resident pastor takes a look at Liberty University's inexplicable batshit crazy movie about "Firefighter Prophet" Mark Taylor called "The Trump Prophecy" and whew, it is insane. From Idiots #7-11, our segment on pop culture talking points that will never die, "Beating A Dead Horse", Mitch McConnell really hates being called "Moscow Mitch", so where did that nickname come from? Our other new segment is a new edition of Conspiracy Corner, and we take a look at the insane claims coming from pro-Trump conspiracy theorists about voting software from Dominon Voting Systems. WTF? Also, from Idiots #7-11, we have an edition of People Are Dumb dedicated to our favorite imbecile, Florida Man! Finally from Idiots #6-16, Stupidest State has a battle of the Batshit Conference heavyweights as Kentucky takes on Georgia!
Musical Guest: Cage The Elephant

Edition #9-18: The Shart Of The Deal Edition (12/2/20)
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Live from our new studio in Burbank! Trump does his best impression of emulating the famous NPR tiny desk concerts, though he actually gives his from a literal tiny desk! Meanwhile, did first lady Melania actually tell the most important holiday in the eyes of religious conservatives to fuck off? We will get to the bottom of this mystery! Trump also has a meltdown over Twitter exposing that he wears adult undergarments and really hates being called "Diaper Don". Poor wittle baby! In a new "We're All Gonna Die", we finally have a president who is going to do something about climate change, but is it too little too late? Yeah we're all gonna die. In our weekly investigative piece, "Top 10 Investigates" - how is the world preparing for the COVID vaccine and what will happen after that? We will find out! And in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", our resident pastor smacks down SCOTUS for their ruling that reverses the ban on large gatherings from taking place! In a new "Beating A Dead Horse", should Trump pardon Julian Assange? We weigh the differences on both sides of the aisle, and wouldn't be surprised if Trump actually attempted this. We also add Wyoming Governor Mark Gordon (no relation to the Phish guitarist) to the ever growing list of People Who Somehow Got Elected! We also have a new People Are Dumb because well, there's always going to be stupid people! Finally in "Road To The White House" - what are Joe's inauguration plans? We will discuss in full!
Live Musical Guest: None, unfortunately

**Top 10 gets cancelled for the week**

Edition #9-19: 2020 Year In Review Edition (12/18/20)
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Live from our new studio in Burbank! As is tradition when we hit the end of the year, we must review it! And this year was quite the stuff of insanity. January and February saw the impeachment of Donald J. Trump and the sad and unfortunate death of NBA legend Kobe Bryant. March and April saw the rise of COVID and the complete and total shut down of society and all mass events that make life worth living. May and June saw the misery continue while Trump saw it as an opportunity to gain ratings for himself, even though it didn't do any good in the long run. July and August saw the horrifying death of Minneapolis man George Floyd - another innocent victim of police brutality - and worldwide protests against the American police. September and October saw another unfortunate death that may affect the whole world when long term SCOTUS justice and American icon Ruth Bader Ginsburg passed away from cancer - and conservatives were very quick to nominate her replacement in the form of ultra far right Catholic cultist Amy Comey Barrett. November and December saw the election of our 46th president Joseph R. Biden! And of course Trump's extremely pathetic attempts to steal the election. And in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", our resident pastor takes a look back at the year that was 2020 and some of his favorite and not so favorite moments! We also debut the Top 10 2020 Holiday Gift Guide, with choice selections for the conservatives and liberals in your life! We also have a People Are Dumb recapping some of our favorite idiots of the year! And in Road To The White House - we take a look back at 2020 and preview what we hope will be a much better year in 2021!
Live Musical Guest: None, unfortunately.

Best Of #13: A New Year Begins Edition (1/6/21)

Viewer Mail Bag Best Of! For our viewer mailbag best of, we reach into the mailbag with your requests and to answer your burning questions! From Idiots #3-7, you will find out why Trump's extended family is so awful, from his idiot sons to his psychotic son-in-law. From Idiots #4-3, what happens when Trump is in the bedroom? Well that's yet another thing from this administration is that I never want to hear about a president's sex life as long as I live. From Idiots #9-2, Florida Man, er, Florida Rep Matt Gaetz takes on Sons Of Anarchy star Ron Pearlman in a Twitter beef and loses big time, proving once again why he is one of the dumbest people to walk the earth. From Idiots #4-11, NRA TV takes a quote from Run The Jewels' Killer Mike and takes it grossly out of context, and gets some much deserved shit for it! From Idiots #5-19, our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, takes a look at the controversial plan to bring Foxconn to Wisconsin, and let's just say they got Art Of The Deal'd. From Idiots #5-17, in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", Holy Shit takes a look at the Oregon alt right fight club known as Patriot Prayer, and these guys would make Jesus cringe! From Idiots #6-7, in "Beating A Dead Horse", conservatives, it's finally time to accept that you're not cool and own your lameness! From Idiots #6-8, after Roseanne makes a fool of herself defending her racist comments, we ask "Roseanne Barr's career - how is this still a thing?". From Idiots #7-13, in "I Need A Drink", we get drunk and take a look at the insane plan by Facebook conspiracy theorists to storm the Roswell AFB to "see them aliens", and well, they didn't see anything! From Idiots #7-17, our guide to the campaign trail "Keeping Up With The Candidates", takes a look at Beto O'Rourke and his controversial gun buyback program!
Musical Guest: The Hu (pre-taped)