First line of Stephen Miller's unifying speech on race

[lame54]

What might it be?

Where are my African Americans? Or

A great white man once said... Or

I was born a poor black child.




Any other guesses?

[tblue37]

1. Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. nt

R

[Atticus]

2. "A lot of my friends----" nt

[Nevilledog]

5. This!!!

[EarlG]

3. "Four score and seven years ago...

...Hitler came to power. Wasn't that great?!"

[Make7]

4. The Nasdaq topped 10,000 for the first time ever - that is a great day in terms of equality.

Hopefully George Floyd is looking down right now and saying this a great thing that's happening for our country. It's a great day for him. It's a great day for everybody.

[sop]

6. Whatever it is, the speech will be delivered in a bored, flat monotone: Teleprompter Trump.

[gopiscrap]

7. I am not a racist

I let black people stay in my hotels

[ARPad95]

8. I could have done a better job than Abraham Lincoln freeing the slaves.

By the way...Honest Abe? Nobody in the history of the world is more honest than me. Many people are telling me Abe was an antifa provocateur.

[calguy]

9. Lots and lots of very fine people are saying..........

[underpants]

10. (Trump immediately leaves written speech) Look. Everyone said this was a bad idea

but I knew that you wanted to hear from me. Oh I can fix this. Just the other my star Jared said that law enforcement officials had fixed everything. It’s all done. You are welcome.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

11. "Gab es denn da einen Unrat, eine Schamlosigkeit in irgendeiner Form,

vor allem des kulturellen Lebens, an der nicht wenigstens ein Antifa beteiligt gewesen wäre?" Oh, wait. He'd be plagiarizing.

[PCIntern]

12. The original German

Always seems to sound better.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

13. I think His Lardship would struggle. He has enough trouble with English.

[stillcool]

14. All lives matter.

[RiverbendsJoe]

15. "#Karen, when it comes to the Mafia no one goes to jail unless they want to.

We beat the system and I got it all figured out. I am organized; I got my shit together. You know who goes to jail? Ni**er stickup men. Know why they get caught? Because they fall asleep in the getaway car."
- Goodfellas

[Runningdawg]

16. It's not racist to want to kill the people who want to kill you. Who is it going to be US or THEM?

[if..fish..had..wings]

17. Ummmm

inthesetimesofgreatand - sniff
troubledtimesinourgreatcountrywe - sniff
allmustre - sniff
memberhowgreatweareasapeoplewho - sniff sniff
onthepathtoabetterplacethatgreengreatnessand - sniff
wondercan[twitch]whatwecandotoimproveourwayon - sniff

(and etc...)

[Doodley]

18. I know the Blacks very well.

[uponit7771]

19. "Good evening fellow Americans and you black people too "

[OrlandoDem2]

20. Ein volk, ein Reich, ein Fuhrer!

[qazplm135]

21. My Fellow Aryans...

Lend me your hoods.

[Ferrets are Cool]

22. I have many black friends.

[louis-t]

23. "Hydra....hydrox....y..chloro...quinn...."

[SoonerPride]

24. Nothing up my sleeve.

[Stinky The Clown]

25. He's gonna claim secret African ancestry

[hunter]

26. When our negro ancestors first came to this great land seeking freedom...

[ellie]

27. Something, something

You people!