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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsPierce: The Republican National Convention's Move to Jacksonville Has Strong Clusterf*ck Elements
And doesnt that sound like just the ticket during a pandemic: stuffing people at a mass gathering onto the seagoing Petri dishes that are Americas cruise lines. The Republican Party seems to think so. From the New York Times:
Republicans expect to move their national convention from Charlotte, N.C., to Jacksonville, Fla., a shift planned after President Trump told officials in North Carolina that he did not want to use social distancing measures aimed at halting the spread of the coronavirus, according to three senior Republicans. The decision could change, the Republicans cautioned, but as of now, officials are on track to announce the new location as early as Thursday.
Typically for this administration*, the move has a strong cluster of fck at its center. The real business of the conventionthe actual news like, say, selling out the party platform on Ukrainewill still take place in Charlotte, but the balloons and bloviating will be staged in Jacksonville. This has the added benefit of making the convention harder for those pesky reporters to cover.
Officials have said some party business will still be conducted in North Carolina, even with the move, but that the presidents nomination will be celebrated at the new site. Whether any additional business is conducted there remains to be seen.
After three years of this, the term additional business fills me with the same existential dread experienced by anyone in Jacksonville whos trying to get a cab back to their stateroom on the HazMat Deck of the SS Granulocyte. I cant wait.
https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a32823813/republican-convention-jacksonville/
Still the best writer in America.
Fozzledick
(3,860 posts)Hermit-The-Prog
(33,328 posts)relayerbob
(6,544 posts)GopherGal
(2,008 posts)from all the mask-abstainers.
voteearlyvoteoften
(1,716 posts)August and September are height of hurricane season. Hate to see them get washed out again ...
muriel_volestrangler
(101,307 posts)to Key Lime.
Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)Hortensis
(58,785 posts)Though choosing to have it revolve around him would be even more characteristic, and maybe inevitable.
Initech
(100,063 posts)Of course Trump and his band of idiots will call it "fake news" and accuse the NOAA of being part of the deep state.
jaxexpat
(6,818 posts)Were to happen, shrug. Weather goons, noaa protection racket. autta be a law.....
Psst, having a little convention? Ya gotta have one of these.........we call em umbrellas.
Lochloosa
(16,063 posts)But, let me warn you, it's HOT and HUMID as hell in August. Expect either 100 deg. heat and humidity and no rain...or temps in the 90's with afternoon thunderstorms with lots of lightning and torrential rain for an hour or two....then the heat and humidity come back. It will cool off around 4-5 am to the low 80's.
Come on down.
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)And there's no way I'd let a trumper get anywhere near my house.
mwooldri
(10,303 posts)It's only marginally better temperaturewise in Charlotte versus Jacksonville during the summer. Otherwise hot and humid or flash thunderstorm followed by cooler but humid temperatures.
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)There is no centralized tourist or business district with nice hotels, restaurants, and clubs or attractions.
Last year they demolished the area known as The Landing where aside from a shooting at a bar during a video game competition, was the only truly touristy bar area.
Downtown is laid out horribly. The rooms aren't near the restaurants or shopping centers. There are no attractions aside from the zoo which is a drive from the central business district. The arena is garbage. I hope they have it at the outdoor football stadium in mid August around 4-9pm when we will be having our daily violent deluges of thunderstorms.
No one will have any fun.
dameatball
(7,397 posts)NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)PoindexterOglethorpe
(25,848 posts)so I know nothing about it. Is there some kind of actual convention center that could be used?
I'm wondering if the genius who thinks the convention should be held in that city knows even less than I do about it, other than it's somewhere in Florida.
Hekate
(90,645 posts)PoindexterOglethorpe
(25,848 posts)I actually did a quick Google Maps peak, because I couldn't quite remember where it is.
Hekate
(90,645 posts)...that's not in the city. It was quite a treat for me to stay in her air-conditioned condo directly overlooking the beach, and sit on the balcony at night watching lightning "walk" along the horizon of the ocean. Then go back to California's Central Coast where I belong.
What the actual city is like I really don't know -- others are speaking to that.
mwooldri
(10,303 posts)Moor one or two up there. That fixes the hotel problem.
When they're all aboard, including the guy who's a wankstain on the American presidency, cut them adrift.
Fla Dem
(23,652 posts)Even then it wasn't the greatest. Have done nothing in the intervening years to make Jax a destination city. I really dislike going up there.
SergeStorms
(19,195 posts)Republicans don't have fun like other, normal people do. Their definition of "fun" is disenfranchising the minority vote, putting Central Americans in cages, making the poor even poorer, making the rich even richer, clubbing Black people into submission, and lying to Americans (and the rest of the world) with impunity, to name just a few. As such, republicans can have their idea of "fun" anywhere. The more miserable the better, because it just gets them more pissed off and mean.
keithbvadu2
(36,775 posts)No fun? Their conventions ratchet up the prostitution business.
SergeStorms
(19,195 posts)I think once you become a republican your Johnson goes limp and useless. I'm sure there's very few - if any - of these racist mutts who can achieve wood status (without pharmaceutical support) anymore.
dameatball
(7,397 posts)hour from Jax but rarely go there unless on the way to somewhere else.
Mme. Defarge
(8,027 posts)See my post below (#13) which I made before reading yours.
Faux pas
(14,668 posts)Charlie!
Mersky
(4,980 posts)With laughter. Gets me every time I read it. Breathing in and out. Im good, Im good...
Mme. Defarge
(8,027 posts)who force me to learn new vocabulary,
dameatball
(7,397 posts)Aviation Pro
(12,158 posts)All hail the mighty Waffle Houses of the Jax and Orange Park realm.
Native
(5,942 posts)I knew it would wind up in Florida. And with Mayor Demings in Orlando, JAX was the only alternative. Our mini me governor will suck up to each and every demand, I can guarantee that. And It's gonna be INSANE! I'm in the Tampa Bay area, so I'm super thankful Demings kept it out of Orlando. That would be too close for comfort for me.
mcar
(42,302 posts)Just what we need, more germ-riddled Republicans.
Native
(5,942 posts)mcar
(42,302 posts)Native
(5,942 posts)SeattleVet
(5,477 posts)There are a lot of them sitting unused at the time. Let them have their YUGE event in Jacksonville. Stipulate that all attendees must use the ships as floating hotels, and then as soon as the CON-vention ends just go ahead float them all out for a mandatory 2-week 'quarantine cruise'.
After all, he did want to give financial relief to the cruise lines...so they have the opportunity to turn this into a win/win all around!
Mopar151
(9,980 posts)Your average Republican "delegate" being marble-sharp and rope-smart, The chance for a "bargain" cruise, hopefully sponsored by ALEC, the Koch bros, whoever's standing drinks.... Will resonate like CRAZY with these fools. I feel horrible for the ship's crew(s), Maybe they could staff up with Young Republicans..
Laura PourMeADrink
(42,770 posts)That had CV victims? They found virus in air-conditioning vents
EarnestPutz
(2,120 posts)...our immune system. Pierce really is a good and creative writer.
Laura PourMeADrink
(42,770 posts)turbinetree
(24,695 posts)when it comes to republicans and there .............. ......................
Wounded Bear
(58,647 posts)CaptainTruth
(6,588 posts)JPK
(651 posts)keithbvadu2
(36,775 posts)No sweat!