So, has OAN released its polling data yet?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

You know, the one that shows Trump with a 482% approval rating?

[MLAA]

1. Apparently they are still manipulating the data to get it over 500%

Impotus was not satisfied with 482%

[Thomas Hurt]

2. well sure it has to reflect his sterling reputation in the entirety of the universe...

it is tricky trying to figure out how aliens love Dear Leader.

[MLAA]

5. I sure hope alternate universes are populated with far better inhabitants than Earth!

🙂

[applegrove]

3. Russia has 8 time zones. They need aporoval from people there. It may take

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a while. All 8 time zones are asleep. Zzzzzz

[Iliyah]

4. Well they have to secure the fact that . .

the Black community overwhelmingly support t-rump which will show 156.7% approval plus how much they love him.

[Doodley]

6. Here is that polling data. We can bring you the results live right now.

Here we go. The figures are Trump 32% and Biden 66%.

Hang on one minute. The president is looking at the figures. He looks furious. He has a Sharpie. He is scribbling furiously over the numbers. Now he is writing new numbers.

Trump 94%. Biden 13%. He's now making a speech, something about these being the most accurate poll figures the world has ever seen and he is the most popular president. They are tremendous numbers. He has nearly 100% approval from the Black Lives Matter movement and he has done more for black folk than any other president. He is going to sue any other polling organization that doesn't show him with at least 88% approval. They are all fake and no president has ever been treated worse than him.

Now he is leaving. Oh no, it looks like the ink on that Sharpie has stained his pants. In fact, maybe it wasn't a Sharpie.

[Binkie The Clown]

7. 99% approve of Trump's job.

The 1% who don't are being hunted down by "Trump's Army" even as we speak.